Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

im not sure any realy high class escort would ever consider being on jk, wouldnt their successful clients find out?

its quite hard to get into, you cant just put your card out there and start by chargind a 1000 an hour

I would like to be the kind of 'high class escort' that gets the lovely things, the heaps of dosh and the meals out but only has to 'talk' to her clients. Do you think a cup of earl grey, some nice scones and a good old chat would do in place of erotic undies, BJs and golden showers?

Oh what an attempt. Well done troll.

Go and lurk under a bridge, you'll get more chance of business.

i knew someone who did this for a living a couple of years ago

she couldnt compete with the pretty young things flooding in from overseas and was being left with the "dregs" if you will

she didnt live a glamorous lifestyle as far as i could see

Er, KnittedBreast, what are you going on about?

Of course you can just become a high class escort by just putting an advert in the paper that says "High Class Escort Available For Lovely Dates With Rich Men ONLY. No Up The Shitter Though. thats a bit revolting. £1000.00 per Hour"

And then you are a high class escort. It's very simple and good.

TondelayoSchwarzkopf - After reading this thread I never want to have sex again.

After reading this I don't want to have sex FOR FREE again!

Reminds me of the old whore joke:

"I've been working the streets all week and I've only made £43.50"
"Who gave you the 50p?"
"Everybody"

It is a shame you can't do that Shirley, I'd happily go for dinner with rich yet slightly boring/balding men for £500 a pop.

Might start charging DP

I might start charging you all for the pleasure of my company.

I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU TUPPENCE FOR IT

These men are paying to get you to do what their partners won't so don,t be surprised to find yourself with a up your bum and an iron in your hand

As long as it's not other way round.

[ouch]

Madamdeathstare! ROFL and some

Love ya TondelayoSchwarzkopf!

I would only become a call girl if it was to other women! I have enough with the male species living with 3 of them lol.....

I don't think the demand is there - women can, ( generally speaking ) get sex quite easily. From a man or a woman.

Carmina, I musta been looking in the wrong places for free sex with women hahaha (joking really!!!)

Yep - I'd say you were - ( only joking !!!! -

- i don't really want sex with women (a woman would be enough not numerous )

What you choose to do with your body is your decision, just please try to be careful. However, not to be rude, but are you good looking and young enough to be a 'high class escort'? I imagine it's quite competitive.

The original Belle de Jour was (and is) a PhD neuroscientist. Are you sophisticated enough to compete with her and others like her?

The only prostitutes I've met in European hotels have been smart, sophisticated, speak several languages and generally well-educated & cultivated. They haven't been that young, 30+.
(I am an international businessman, but have never used the services of a call-girl. However if you're the only single man in a hotel bar they will approach you and talk even if you're not interested in sex, while they wait for other possible punters to arrive.)

lol @ phds being sophisticated

ZOMBIE THREAD from 2011.

So, cmuldoonx, presumably you are madam, a pimp - or a troll?

Hmmm since the thread was 5 years old, chances are she got into it already or has given up.
Classy though [hmmm]