Thinking about becoming a call girl

[phillangie]

I saw an episode on Jeremy Kyle about high class escorts, and it seems very glamarous! So does the secret diary of a call girl. I want that life style. My children have all left home, I am divorced and single so why not?

Will people look down on me? My house needs renovation aswell, so it's a good way to make money. Am I being unreasonable to think I could do this?

4/10.

Have you ever thought of becoming a low class escort?

Snort at "glamorous".

It's strangers cocks inside you. Glamorous is not the first word that springs to mind.

Or a Ford Escort?

no, it sounds like a marvellous career plan!

Why don't you become a 'tart with a heart' as in say Nancy from Oliver? I expect it will be great fun. Oh except she got killed didn't she

What's that prostitute union thingy called?

They reported that there was an 80% of violence
Against them.

Those aren't great odds. That's a one in five chance
To not get the shit kicked out of you.

Whenever I want to feel glam I fuck old dirty men for money - go for it!

Well why not? They won't be strangers - I will have met them before we get down to business. They'll take me out for dinner, so I'll have a few hours to get to know them before I decide on intercourse....

I won't get killed. I will be with an agency. Only rich sheikhs or business men from abroad.

's your body hun.

you decide.

There really won't be dinner involved.

Just the cock.

They probably missed that out of the fictional tv show.

I look good for my age, and my children are grown up so I deserve some fun in my life too. It may not be everyone's cup of tea. I sincerely doubt I will be attacked or abused. I will be a high class escort.

That's nice dear. You do that.

Oh well, as long as you "sincerely doubt" it that's fine.

Utterly delusional.

Pisspoor effort and not improving with elaboration.

I am partial to a bit of Jeremy Kyle now and again - It was lucky I caught that particular episode. It was around the same time Katie Waissel from the X-factor's grandmother was outed as an escort, and I thought, I could do that - live the high life.

It's like you're not even trying.

I expect you'll be able to do on Jeremy Kyle too! Won't that be super!

As long as it's classy, love.

gloria and tether, it's sad you think I am joking, but I'm not. It's just like any other job. At least I will be working, unlike some people..

snice I wouldn't liek to do jeremy kyle, because I would not like to compromise any future clients.

Oooh, if you can shoehorn benefit fraud in on the back of that one, you'll have caught my interest

I can't say I'd "liek" to do Jeremy Kyle either. Not even if he paid handsomely for the service and agreed to a strictly no tongues policy.

Can you imagine?

He'd be all LOOK AT ME!