To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

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Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

Someone talk to me please, my hands are shaking!

Are you ovulating?! That can make even the sanest woman go loopy!

No! So that's even worse isn't it! I'm blobbing right now so am not at all up for it - sorry if TMI - and thank you for speaking to me! I feel soooooooo guilty.

calm down. stop thinking about fucking him.

you will end up thinking of him tonight otherwise...

have a cold drink.

im useless, sorry

Oh I'm so jealous! I wish someone equally as gorgeous would walk into my office. :)

Oh feck I'm thinking about breasts as well now - thanks for your input

He's mine!

Though he's not, I know. Oh piss he wants me to go and look at something and he's on the floor. Just finishing my important work. O

I have a virtually uncontrollable urge to break a law whenever I see Yum Yum Franky our local policeman patrolling on his bike.

Our local Virgin tech guy is fricking gorgeous.

He's replacing the box where our router comes in because it's got something wrong with it. I don't know why I needed to bend down over him to have a look at it first but I did anyway.

He's now gone to get some stuff from his van.

When I bent over he blatently looked down my top, and then saw that I'd seen and grinned at me! Cheeky bastard. But I grinned back . And he rubbed against my arm I think on purpose.

Thats all that happened but I feel like I've been really bad. Am not going to engage in conversation or move from my desk when he gets back. Might even have a fake phone conversation.

I'm not Virgin

he calls you over...stands up, flexs his shoulder muscles.his shirt is all tight and he slightly sweaty and sticking to his chest. takes you by the hand and pushes you into the ladies and up against the wall. pulls up your skirt....

mwah ha ha ha.

and again

and again....

He's back. Know I'm prob talking to myself but want to keep my fingers typing

Knitted you're reading my mind. He does have lovely big shoulders actually. He was just saying how hot it is in here - honestly!!!

Im married Im married Im miarried

ha ha, love how your typing goes all skewed as you repeat that!

Oh piss you really made me snigger and he asked what I was laughing at - he actually said 'you're not tweeting about the size of the telephone engineer's arse are you?'

Think negative.

He's got an STD
He never washes his hands after peeing

*Euphemia" I can't keep looking at Boris with him in here, I did try but my eyes won't stop wandering

grovel I don't care, I'd lick them clean for him

or positive, hes hard and can go on for hours...

Well give him one then and tell us all about it.