To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

[oohshit]

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

Loving this thread.

Arf at the prospect of him seeing all the data by 'testing the router'. That's bolleaux.... Right?

So how was he?

I love it when hot boys come into our office to fix things

Is he wearing overalls? he has got to be wearing overalls....

He was wearing overalls. They're round his ankles ATM.

But your post was poetic.

Wouldn't it be awful if she never came back because he'd murdered her?

Cheerful thought, Hullygully.

Had a very similar reaction to one of the chaps moving our furniture in last week. Very buff. Very sexy.

Don't Hullygully - was just thinking the exact same thing! Dun, dun, dunnnnn!!

Well that's dampened my ardour..thanks Hullygully. I might have to go and watch JK to cheer myself up.

And...........................................................................

She's either 'done' it or he's 'done' her - see Hullygully's thoughts!

huffemfuffem fluffler

So we're nearly 45 minutes on from the OP's last post.
Tell us everything.
You know you want to.
(Please feel free to make something up if the truth is too mundane.)

Well, he's fixed the router. And serviced the boiler.

...And I just had to replace my Tena Lady

I'm impressed that he doesn't feel the need to rush the job. Slow and steady wins the race...

Well, Euphemia, she's either come or she's gone.

Maybe it was all fantasy and ooshit is enjoying reading all the threads!! But I like grovel's idea!! ;o))