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AIBU?

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To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

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oohshit · 23/03/2011 14:27

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married Shock

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KnittedBreast · 23/03/2011 14:49

i agree.

Vallhala · 23/03/2011 14:49

Look, you're married so he's out of bounds.

So don't be mean... send him over here instead! I need a break from paperwork and phone calls!

newbeemummy · 23/03/2011 14:49

Ok deep breath - can you walk away and go get a coffee?

Actually can you send him to my office?

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newbeemummy · 23/03/2011 14:51

She's gone quiet - do you think she's taken that lasy bit of advice?

newbeemummy · 23/03/2011 14:51

last not lasy

grovel · 23/03/2011 14:53

oohshit, you win. Tell us what it was like.

MillsAndDoom · 23/03/2011 14:54

You do realise that if he's testing the router then he will probably be seeing all the data that you are sending down it don't you? Grin

LittleWhiteWolf · 23/03/2011 14:54

Ha ha ha! This is brilliant!

OP, if it were me I'd flirt away and store all the sexiness you're feeling for later when you're with your DH. I have been known to do this actually, but that way I get to flirt and have a little fun at feeling desirable etc and then I get to share that same enjoyment with DH. He's quite happy with that! Grin

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KnittedBreast · 23/03/2011 14:56

she might be so horny that it was over in ten mins for her not him!

Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 14:57

Bound to be in the cupboard banging him right now Grin

Seriously, this scenario is such a good porn film set up..I'm feeling rather horny myself now...

LeQueen · 23/03/2011 14:57

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Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 14:58

LeQueen Grin

Portofino · 23/03/2011 14:59

Marking my place! Grin

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MrsH75 · 23/03/2011 15:01

Goes on for hours? No thanks.

Enough is as good a feast. Blush

Portofino · 23/03/2011 15:01

In fact I work in a large building FILLED with telecoms engineers. And some of them are very hot indeed. I feel for you OP.

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Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 15:03

off to browse 'office porn'

BerryLellow · 23/03/2011 15:03

:o at this thread!

ApocalypseCheeseToastie · 23/03/2011 15:04

Oooohhh, I bet he has big hands n all. This threads HILARIOUS, do think if a man had posted it he'd have been given hell tho Wink

newbeemummy · 23/03/2011 15:04

I'm so jealous, we have no office talent. Portofino, can I come visit your office just to have a browse?