To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

[oohshit]

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

OP did nothing wrong! A bit of harmless lusting that she nipped in the bud when he wanted it to go further.

I watch the buff young valet who cleans next doors cars. He is amazing looking and thank goodness they have mahoosive vehicles. I will be gutted when I am back at work full time, he perks up my week.

I had to go out at the crucial point and forgot to take iphone. Was desperate to ask if the OP gave him a chocolate finger with his drink (fnaah)

I'd would of loved to see the response if it was the OP was male and posting about how much he'd loved to fuck the female engineer over his desk...

Well as it happens...

Joke!

ha ha

It's not sad and it's nothing bad. It's just innocent fun stop spoiling it. Some (including me) thought "fiction" straight away but went along because it's FUN.
Remember FUN?

I know Euph I was having a dig at JVile

and Thingumy

Chr!st, so after all that he didn't even get a cup of tea?

Nothing worse than a brew flirt - he's probably gagging for one now.

Loving this thread. I laughed so hard my cola came out my nose.

I worked in a young offenders institute when I was 19. I loved to do the photocopying on hot summer days. Right by the big window that looked over the grounds.

I would never have touched any of them, but my god there were some fit young men walking around topless...

Is it Spring by any chance...?

Have you jumped your DH yet, OP?

Mumofaflump at you with your lusting over the crims. Hahaha!

No!!! The DC won't leave us alone Nearly bedtime tho...

Just had to come back to tell you all that when DH came in from work he said 'so did you get chatted up today then?'.

I said 'what??! Why do you ask' and must have had a funny look on my face.

He said 'cos you've got a twinkle in your eye - I bet you did didn't you? Was he good looking? Did you flirt with him?'.

I said yes I did and was I in trouble (joking) and he said 'no not as long as I get the benefit'.

He is a bit spooky sometimes. Don't think I could ever hide it up if I really was bad. But I wasn't. Still feel a bit guilty though.

northernrock you know something definitely happens to me when the sun starts shining. It's not just me then?

Babyyoureafirework - Moi? Sweet and innocent me?

Don't believe a single word of it :o

I know, I can't keep it in my pants OP! No man is safe!

I have to agree with BrainSurgeon - complete fiction but FUN although it could have been better lol. Ms Oohshit is more like Ms Fullofshit haha.

Inconsistent, and if, as stated she(he??) name changed and is normally on here all afternoon - can she(he??) really hold a job down AND be on here all day?? Me thinks not!

Anyway, next time, make it more interesting ;o))