To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

[oohshit]

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

Actually, I'll be disappointed if he just made his excuses and left.

In your own time................

Ok so this is what happened.

He finished his job. He came round to my side of the desk and sat down on the desk v close to my leg (legs were touching by this point). He said 'all done - now are you going to offer me a drink before I have to go?' - was loosening his tie at this point and looking v gorgeous - and smelt gorgeous too btw.

At that point I suddenly realised I should shut this thread so closed MN - hence why I disappeared with no explanation.

Shall I continue? Is this definitely secret?

No, no, it's dramatic didn't you see?

I expect at least a fumble to have been had.

If this is a troll, it's a very entertaining one...

It's secret.

I'm not a troll! Just a slapper!

argh, hurry up woman. Have to take DD to birhtday party

Oh GOOD!!!!

mY toilet break is gonna have to wait now..sheesh..

lock the door first

Ok so I said 'um yes ok' (to the drink - v out of practice with being wanton) and got up, trying to be slinky, to go over to the kettle. He was being very stary-eyed and got up and followed me through to the 'rest room'. Oh shit.

I need a wee and a cigarette and she hasn't even told us yet!

Just checking you're all still here before go on.

I smell Mills&Boon...

COME ON!!!!!

Why was he wearing a tie (apart from so that he could loosen it) when he was kneeling on the floor fixing a socket?

the "rest room" - like what the Americans call the loo.

Oh bloody hell..if my DH was here even he would have a stiffy!

MsOoh. You are a tease

I am still here [panting emoticon]

And then you gave him....

... a cup of coffee and a hobnob.

Can everyone please stop asking questions?