To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

[oohshit]

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married

So I was facing the wall where the unit is with the kettle, switching it on. He came up behind me and just stood there but I could tell he was v close and could smell his yummy aftershave. But started to feel a bit scared (v scared actually) as we seemed to have moved beyond flirty ness and onto shaggy ness IYSWIM.

Then I turned round and he was literally right behind me in my face and I just stood there like an idiot. God he was fecking lovely though, I wouldn't have stood there like it if not.

no he gave her the nob. once his tie was loose.

Obviously a Diet Coke fan...

a tie

i was picturing dirty overalls

he hoisted you onto the kettle table and cups went flying

You snogged him!

Either you're typing loads or my refresh button's stopped working.

Does anyone else have the Diet Coke ad song in their head now? "I don't want you...to be true... I just wanna make lurrrrrve to you....lurrrve to you...."

Yep

No.

I just wanna know if he gave her a biggun.. [embarrassed]

.... and I'm REALLY in a office and now started to look around for IT guys

Our IT guy is so deeply offensive looking that he'd make Boris Johnson look like hot-rod central.

So anyway somehow he had his hand on my upper arm one side, which felt very naughty and I just stood there looking down at it.

He said 'so?'.

And at that point I chickened out completely. What a complete loon I am.

I just suddenly felt really guilty and terrible and wanted him to feck off. I know, I know. I had been flirting like a trollop but actually felt quite disgusted he thought it was ok to put his hand on me.

So I said 'look I haven't got time for this, I've got three children to pick up from school'.

He looked a bit shocked and there was a fumbly and v embarrasing five minutes whilst he gathered his stuff and I stood outside the door with my jacket (looking like I was going). As he walked past me he said 'Lovely meeting you - I'll pop by next week'

WTF?????

This is honestly, honestly true.

AM I a bitch?

Oh fuck? I feel terrible! I got home and read through the thread and it really made me laugh, but I do feel really guilty. And what's popping in next week all about????

Oh shit.

It's not true - Ms Ooh is making it up and now it is getting oh so yawn boring...

Sorry I feel like I've let you all down but I couldn't do it. But I've still been really bad haven't I?

You are very bad and are going straight to hell. Never speak to another man again ever ever. Even your dh. Baby Jesus is watching and frowning.

He's giving you time to think about it. No need to feel guilty. You had fun and a flirt. Nowt more, nowt less.

Now go have a cold shower, you minx.

Bloody hell!!!

I don't know if I can wait that long Euph! I may have to get him to help me with something in the shed