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AIBU?

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To want to jump the telephone engineer over my desk RIGHT NOW!

227 replies

oohshit · 23/03/2011 14:27

Help! I'm the only one in my office this afternoon and a telephone engineer has just turned up to sort out some problems we're having. But he is absolutely fecking gorgeous and is flirting very heavily with me - aah! He just grinned at me over the top of my computer screen (from the other side - he can't see this).

I don't know if he's giving off pheremones or something but I can't stop looking at him and could v easily take this a bit further - in my virtual other life that is.

But I'm (v happily) married - so I will do nothing other than flirt - I can't help it.

So AIBU? There is no way I can concentrate on normal work with him looking at me - so I thought doing this will make it look as if I'm busy and calm it all down a bit. Shit he really is lovely.

On a slightly serious note - feel a bit shaken that I can fancy someone so hideously much when I am honestly, honestly happily married Shock

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Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 15:41

Happy Anniversary Euphemia...buy hubby a set of overalls Grin

LindyHemming · 23/03/2011 15:42

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NunTheWiser · 23/03/2011 15:42

Perhaps you could get your DH to wear a tool belt and a polyester polo shirt, Euphemia, so you too can live the fantasy?

Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 15:45

...and turn up the heating!!!!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 23/03/2011 15:51

oohshit - This islike a Diet Coke break gone wrong.

Grin
JessicaDrew · 23/03/2011 15:52

just give him a BJ and be done with itGrin

BrainSurgeon · 23/03/2011 15:53

Marking my place! Grin

oohshit · 23/03/2011 15:56

Oh my god. Can I definitely, definitely not be linked to my real MN name by anyone????

This is really really important. I've said so much stuff on here there are probably loads of people who know who I am by my MN name...

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oohshit · 23/03/2011 15:57

I really need to offload....

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Hullygully · 23/03/2011 15:57

Oh. Not murdered then

Rogered good and proper?

grovel · 23/03/2011 15:57

We won't tell. But you've got to.

BrainSurgeon · 23/03/2011 15:58

GO ON WOMAN!!!!!

Hullygully · 23/03/2011 15:58

I think that's a yes.

NunTheWiser · 23/03/2011 15:58

I have no idea.
Spill anyway...

oohshit · 23/03/2011 15:58

Ok

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JessicaDrew · 23/03/2011 15:58

maybe its him who wanted to offloadWink

oohshit · 23/03/2011 15:58

Promise not to go all judgey pants

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Hullygully · 23/03/2011 15:58

slut

oohshit · 23/03/2011 15:59

Stop making me laugh when I'm feeling dramatic!

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NunTheWiser · 23/03/2011 15:59

Pinky promise

Deciduousblonde · 23/03/2011 16:00

Oh I can't stand the suspense...spit it out! (that's what he said...fnar fnar)

TobyLerone · 23/03/2011 16:00

DO IT!

Aworryingtrend · 23/03/2011 16:00

Cross our hearts and hope to die

grovel · 23/03/2011 16:00

Did you lick his fingers?

BrainSurgeon · 23/03/2011 16:01

Depends - what have you been up to missy?!?
Wink