Tar for the cat

[newwave]

Sorry for another cat thread but I found this highly amusing and see it as justice done.

I returned from holiday on Sunday and was accosted by my neighbour who complained that her cats had walked roof bitchumen (tar like stuff) from the roof of my extension (we had it done just before going away) all around her house and had marked carpets and bed linen.

she said I should have informed her the roof had been done. As I have asked her on several occasions to keep her cats off my property I dont see she has a leg to stand on.

Our homes both have extensions and she leaves her rear upper window open for the cats to come and go.

^"I dont bother about Lion poo or super squirters I just keep a few half bricks by the back door and as far as I am concerned if I see a cat in my garden it is fair game and they soon get the message or maybe a brick."

"IF I managed a "hit" I would hardly advertise it, probably throw it (if dead) in the road, it would look like a car hit it."^

Way back at midnight the OP was told for the first time to fuck off. Telling someone to fuck off on a forum is unacceptable.

Normally.

Your attitude isn't nnormal though newwave, so best you fuck off... and when you get there, fuck off some more, there's a dear.

Fuckwit.

My neighbour throws waste food onto the roof of our extension to "feed the birds". I have asked her not to do it and suggested that she throws it onto her own extension roof instead if she wants birds to come. She says she won't do that because then they poo all ove the laundry when it's hanging on the line and the droppings also get into the yard. She thinks its ok for the poo to get on my laundry and in my yard tho as I don't have small children.....!!

Would you mind if I joined you vallhala in telling the OP to fuck off too?

I might even get my first post deleted?

Although I get the feeling the OPs not too bothered about personal attacks.

OhForFucksSake - you're welcome - I'm happy to have helped with the name change

Perhaps OP could just put the cat in a wheelie bin.

Oh, wait.

Somebody else already did that.

ChippingIn..

They will return as a cat