To want to know all your secrets...

[Lurve]

I just came across an intersting site called Postsecret, where people put their secrets on the internet.

So how about posting up a secret that only you know. Lets see if any Mumsnetters have something really juicy or interesting. Obviously namechange if people know you.

Sits in a big comfy chair and gets popcorn and waits

I had a really good one lined up, I name changed and everything then couldn't find this thread.
I will wait and see if anyone else posts on it.

I love post secret. There are some very poignant secrets from time to time :(

I fancy my dhs best mate and my dh once said we would be perfect together but he knows I love him
more than anything and trusts me one hundred per cent and he is right too I would rather eat my own arm than cheat on him , still can't help but blush every time he gives me a hug and peck on the cheek though

There is a Cadbury's cream egg in a jug on the dresser.
That is my only secret.

No use Polarbear, I shall move it now!

No need for a namechange, I doubt many know me.

I was a Heroin Addict for 2 years, in that time I have done things for money which give me constant nightmares, the last time I had a full nights sleep was in 2006.

[hugs Nerdy, shares cream egg]

:( nerdy
still don't see why she should get my half of the egg mind

[hugs back, enjoys shared cream egg]

Thank you!..I don't say for Sympathy, im mostly over everything now!..It just wasn't a fun time!

I am very very lonely I don't have one real friend.
Nobody rings me apart from school and my Mum and I go days without speaking to anyone except DH & DC.
I feel like everyone dislikes me and when I do chat to someone I spend ages kicking myself after for saying something silly or not asking them about stuff.
I am terrified of getting old and my DC not bothering like everyone else I have this vision of sitting in a cold house all alone.
But DH thinks I am doing fine and that I have coffee with people and go to playgroups.

[starts support group]

Oh Charlie - you sound like me. Only text messages I get on my phone are from school. I think you deserve some of Bunty's egg.

Oh Charlie, I am so sorry to hear that. Where are you?

We need a lot more eggs already.

I bought a bakewell slice for DH and I. I have eaten both. He will never know.

I am desperate for a baby.

Slightly funnier one!

I once ran away from a girl proposing a one night stand because upon kissing her I could feel her VERY prominent moustache on my upper lip...shudders

One of the reasons I am getting married abroad is that I don't really have any friends to invite. (Also I have certain relatives who I can't stand and would rather pull my own face off than spend my wedding day with them).

I bumped/scraped my dad's car when I was in my twenties. I told him it had been done while it was parked at my work..................

He may know Ken, it is being said that nothing is secret on the Internet; by people who are said to be experts. cheers

I have no secrets. I am far to honest. This is not a good thing sometimes.

nerdyface, that was me!

Here's one I had forgotten - my friend (we were 13) shoved me sideways as we rode our bikes - only in fun - and I scraped all along the side of a police van.
Pedalled like mad to get away in an awful panic.

for Charlie. There isn't a playgroup emoticon.

My secret is that I know I will die earlier than I should do because my mobility is slipping away and with it my health. I think I have less than 20 years left.