to discover what things you lot secretly do but wouldn't admit?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Not bathroomy things.

But things like -

blissfully mopping up bacon fat with a slice of bed,

logging onto the Daily Mail Sleb pages,

not taking off your make-up at night,

wearing mismatching underwear,

letting the DCs have porridge for supper.

Obviously all these behaviours that should only occur BehindClosedDoors I have had to iresearch from friends, as I am entirely perfect and could live my life in front of a FlyOnTheall camera, with no fear of being judged.

lovin this thread!!
Squrity cream only tastes nice from the can !!
Don't think i've ever had a matching set of underwear (arse is 4 times bigger than tits)
let the kids eat crisp an choccy at the wkend cos i can't be arse getting up and makin breccy.
I trim my pubes with sissors i cut DP's hair with ( i do wash them though)
then try to flush said pubes down the loo
Let people think i'm very house proud when really i'm a lazy bitch who runs round like a loon tidying up before i have visitors.
If someone comes unanounced i tell them i'm having a clear out.
Plus plenty more, feeling better that i'm not the only one and i'm feeling a bit liberated by all the honesty

oh dear the shame I am remembering more..

1. have been known to eat a whole block of cheese over a night when tired, largely because I took the first bit directly from the block and felt guilty thinking that everyone would know unless I kept doing it until its finished
2. I have cut my pubes with nail scissors and done the same as above.. when I haven't left them in the shower plughole to have 'are we all moulting' bellowed at me by DH the next day!
3. yes to telling people I am just having a clearout.. I have been telling people this for at least 10 years!!
4. Have pushed all the stuff on the windowsill onto the floor to put flowers on it so we look good from outside but left the junk on the floor out of sight!!
5. Have got ready early so I could wait outside so that no-one can see the hall!
6. Used 'mood lighting' as an excuse for not hoovering...
7. claimed I was 'just taking recyling out' to explain wine bottles in living room
8. (this is probably the most calculating!) sprayed Boots pillow spray onto greasy hair and told people I have just been for a massage to explain bedraggledness !!!!

the first bite that should be!!! yes teeth marks!!