to discover what things you lot secretly do but wouldn't admit?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Not bathroomy things.

But things like -

blissfully mopping up bacon fat with a slice of bed,

logging onto the Daily Mail Sleb pages,

not taking off your make-up at night,

wearing mismatching underwear,

letting the DCs have porridge for supper.

Obviously all these behaviours that should only occur BehindClosedDoors I have had to iresearch from friends, as I am entirely perfect and could live my life in front of a FlyOnTheall camera, with no fear of being judged.

Eating branston pickle straight from the jar!

i don't have a shower or bath every morning,and no,i didn't bath my 3 girls every day..it's a tyranny of cleanliness! we are all ok!

I have a fascination with Prince William and Kate. I come to a complete stop at the store when I see their faces on mags. We don't get much gossipy stuff on the west coast of Canada about them. I can't get enough of them. I also have a girl crush on Angelina Jolie.

makeup removal pads,after you've used them,are brill for cleaning up the sink and taps..i try not to worry why what they are doing to my face!

gotart..us brit girls are still grieving for diana..and kate shouldn't have accepted her ring.yup,angelina is pretty

my secret pleasure was princess diana,i watched and read everything..i was totally upset when she died,but noone around me cared. i ate a lot of chocolate and cried

Never wear matching undies - sometimes when they accidently match I change...

Eat far too many takeaways...

Watch friends reeats all the time even though I own the box set...

Am rubbish at shopping so sometimes have to invent meals to use up what is there. Like the time we had Chicken Pie with a side of cottage pie...

Read Lakeland catalogues with no intention of buying stuff - but they make me want to be a better person

I read Mills and Boon romances

i also love jerry springer

panda..i do that with Ikea catalouges

plus..i'm watching friends now!

eating left over curry in the morning

i also go into impropably expensive shops and try on stuff

Leftover curry is the sex.

hahaha changing!

I eat peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon , Rarely take my makeup off and I still have nice skin therefore think beauty mags are lying , eat something that I have dropped on the floor as long as there is no hair/fluff on it , it's called the five second rule in our house . Read nuts and fhm (for the articles) and tell the newsagent it's for dh who doesn't give them a second glance

also watch endless repeats of freinds even though I own all the box setsand have a huge girl crush on jennifer aniston

whatname and panda me too

Oh I also watch friends even though I have the box sets.
I eat chocolate secretly.
I sometimes drive to greggs & buy a donut & a belgian bun & eat them both.
I have a secret ciggie from time to time.
Loads more, am quite a skanky mare tbh.

When DH is away, I don't eat proper food, just chcolate and then cereal for tea.
I buy sweet pastry purely for me to eat raw I never cook with it.
Never take make-up off at night

MNet
Put Sainsbury's premium filter coffee in Fortnum's coffee tin.

I make cream cheese icing in teacups and eat it.
I find QVC quite soothing and sometimes have it on in the background, as it satisfies my shopping urges without any danger of spending any actual money.
If I find spelling or punctuation mistakes on packaging, I correct it and send it back.

wildfig,i complain about anything that irritates me..there's always coupons at the end of it.

ah,whatname,phoebe is the best

can i just tell you all that I do all of this too - i feel like im at home here!!!!!!