To think that i am a thread killer!!

[LauraSmurf]

Every single thread i post on i kill it! Even the ones i start!!

I am feeling like i should go eat worms :( (with extra pouty bottom lip)

Well that makes two of us then. I defy you to kill this one

I used to be that way. It happens to nearly everyone.

Allow me!

Worms eh?

Long thin slimey ones slip down easily, short fat fuzzy ones stick, you know!

I was thinking about adding some caterpillers to the mix, for a chewier texture!!

Where do you stand on weevils?

In the middle, so they squish properly

As food, friend or foe?

P.S. Are weevils chitinous? Cockroaches are, and they go CRUNCH!

Ugh.

plupervert.

Hmmm. Food?

I wonder which small rodent would make the best foe??

I take it as a compliment.... Like no one can follow that brilliant comment I made.... Or that I have concluded some in depth discussion...

Delusional??? Me??

Watch me kill this one.....

Ah ha!

I have vanquished TrollyPants! (Sounds like a strange FB status!)

Surely you're not going to do your killing in public!

How rude.

Right, I am off to bed, and will get up and kill this properly in the morning when I am refreshed.

Maybe i can drag down a weevil hole / burrow / warren to execute!

Crunchy earwigs.

Ha. You don't stand a hope against the seasoned threadkillers - you watch. They'll all be out soon.

Oh its the thread killer ;0)

Thread killer being the title of a cheesy crime novel!

A crazed seamstress attackes people with pinking shears!!

Do a search, I'm exactly the same It'll happen with this one too, mark my words!

See!!!!