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Original poster

To think that i am a thread killer!!

159 replies

LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 21:49

Every single thread i post on i kill it! Even the ones i start!!

I am feeling like i should go eat worms :( (with extra pouty bottom lip)

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lifeistooshort · 01/02/2011 21:51

Well that makes two of us then. I defy you to kill this one

SecretNutellaFix · 01/02/2011 21:51

I used to be that way. It happens to nearly everyone.

plupervert · 01/02/2011 21:52

Allow me!

cobbledtogether · 01/02/2011 21:52

Worms eh?

Long thin slimey ones slip down easily, short fat fuzzy ones stick, you know!

Original poster
LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 21:53

I was thinking about adding some caterpillers to the mix, for a chewier texture!!

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cobbledtogether · 01/02/2011 22:01

Where do you stand on weevils?

plupervert · 01/02/2011 22:02

In the middle, so they squish properly

Original poster
LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 22:02

As food, friend or foe?

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plupervert · 01/02/2011 22:02

P.S. Are weevils chitinous? Cockroaches are, and they go CRUNCH!

plupervert · 01/02/2011 22:03

Ugh.

cobbledtogether · 01/02/2011 22:03

Grin plupervert.

Hmmm. Food?

Original poster
LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 22:04

I wonder which small rodent would make the best foe??

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babypickles · 01/02/2011 22:05

I take it as a compliment.... Like no one can follow that brilliant comment I made.... Or that I have concluded some in depth discussion...

Delusional??? Me??

TrollyMcTrollPants · 01/02/2011 22:07

Watch me kill this one.....

Original poster
LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 22:11

Ah ha!

I have vanquished TrollyPants! (Sounds like a strange FB status!)

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plupervert · 01/02/2011 22:12

Surely you're not going to do your killing in public!

How rude.

plupervert · 01/02/2011 22:17

Right, I am off to bed, and will get up and kill this properly in the morning when I am refreshed.

Original poster
LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 22:17

Maybe i can drag down a weevil hole / burrow / warren to execute!

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pointythings · 01/02/2011 22:18

Crunchy earwigs. Smile

thumbdabwitch · 01/02/2011 22:19

Ha. You don't stand a hope against the seasoned threadkillers - you watch. They'll all be out soon.Grin

FabbyChic · 01/02/2011 22:22

Oh its the thread killer ;0)

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LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 22:28

Thread killer being the title of a cheesy crime novel!

A crazed seamstress attackes people with pinking shears!!

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thumbdabwitch · 01/02/2011 23:09
PurpleLostPrincess · 01/02/2011 23:36

Do a search, I'm exactly the same Sad It'll happen with this one too, mark my words! Grin

PurpleLostPrincess · 02/02/2011 09:05

See!!!!