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Original poster

To think that i am a thread killer!!

159 replies

LauraSmurf · 01/02/2011 21:49

Every single thread i post on i kill it! Even the ones i start!!

I am feeling like i should go eat worms :( (with extra pouty bottom lip)

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Original poster
LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 18:15

Hello!!!

Sorry i was uprooting a rather large toadstool and got stuck all day!

But i'm back now! I'll have you know i am a rather illusive Irish smurf!! We say 'Ah goo an, ya weill' and feed you at every opportunity!

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cobbledtogether · 02/02/2011 18:19

LOL

Those toadstools eh? They're real sods!

Will I be helping you with that uprooting?

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LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 18:22

Well it's all done now!!

Suggestions for what to do with the top. The bottom has been stolen by Garmagel's cat. I was thinking a cushion for my chair ( to faciliate longer mumsnetting sessions! )

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rickymummy · 02/02/2011 18:42

Everytime I see you on a thread now, LauraSmurf, I will say "hi". Bet I can kill it instead:)

weblette · 02/02/2011 18:46

Oh Gods, I'm itching to make some sort of joke about what you must drink - Smurphy's maybe Grin sorry Grin

reluctanthomosapien · 02/02/2011 18:52

Spooky, I was just thinking of starting a thread about myself being a thread killer and here is yours! I'm sure the posts will dry up now.....

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LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 19:04

No never! We will not die, instead choose increasingly random topics. Such as what an irish smurf would be called!!

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reluctanthomosapien · 02/02/2011 19:12

Your leader has suffered at the hands of your countrymen

www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/11/smurfs-suffer-racist-abuse-on-state-visit-to-athboy/

(This is a bit rude a la The Onion, so don't link if you get offended easily.)

reluctanthomosapien · 02/02/2011 19:13

I am determined to kill your thread, I can't help it.

cobbledtogether · 02/02/2011 19:16

Smurphy O'Smurf - sure it couldn't be anything else!
Hmm, I think a comfortable chair may be just the thing.

cobbledtogether · 02/02/2011 19:18

Reluctanthomosapien. You will only be allowed to kill the thread if you namechange to Reluctantsmurf....and maybe not even then...

weblette · 02/02/2011 19:24

I'm trying to work out what obscure Irish spelling you could use.

RH love that link!

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LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 19:27

I love the fact that someone took the time to find a real link between ireland and smurfs (other than me i mean!)

Makes me feel like i Dont have to go eat worms!!

You are all beautiful, even if you aren't regulation blue!

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weblette · 02/02/2011 19:50

:)

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LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 20:08

Ok new randon topic.

I once had a child come up with a villian for a story. It was a lactose intolerant cheese grater.

See he had turned evil because he could not do what he was born to do!

How about that for random!

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squareheadcut · 02/02/2011 20:28

not yet it hasn't

Feegle · 02/02/2011 20:30

ha ha Grin Thats brilliant.

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LauraSmurf · 02/02/2011 20:48

Any other ironic household villian suggestions?

P.S. Is this the correct usage of ironic, i've never figured this out?

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reluctanthomosapien · 02/02/2011 20:51

"See he had turned evil because he could not do what he was born to do! "

I'm starting to feel that way because I can't kill this thread!

Feegle · 02/02/2011 20:53

Noooooooooo nobody can kill a thread like the Feegle.

reluctanthomosapien · 02/02/2011 20:53

How about an AGA that will only cook frozen party platter shit from Iceland?

saffyronron · 02/02/2011 20:57

I defy anyone to kill as many threads as I do!

cobbledtogether · 02/02/2011 21:02

PMPL @ the cheese grater.

thumbdabwitch · 02/02/2011 21:44

love the lactose-intolerant cheese-grater! How about a saucepan with rabies?
Or a nut cracker with nut allergy?
Grin

MsScarlett · 02/02/2011 21:57

My "I'm on" Page is a long list of threads with me as the last poster... Will this one be another?

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