To think that i am a thread killer!!

[LauraSmurf]

Every single thread i post on i kill it! Even the ones i start!!

I am feeling like i should go eat worms :( (with extra pouty bottom lip)

Hello!!!

Sorry i was uprooting a rather large toadstool and got stuck all day!

But i'm back now! I'll have you know i am a rather illusive Irish smurf!! We say 'Ah goo an, ya weill' and feed you at every opportunity!

LOL

Those toadstools eh? They're real sods!

Will I be helping you with that uprooting?

Well it's all done now!!

Suggestions for what to do with the top. The bottom has been stolen by Garmagel's cat. I was thinking a cushion for my chair ( to faciliate longer mumsnetting sessions! )

Everytime I see you on a thread now, LauraSmurf, I will say "hi". Bet I can kill it instead:)

Oh Gods, I'm itching to make some sort of joke about what you must drink - Smurphy's maybe sorry

Spooky, I was just thinking of starting a thread about myself being a thread killer and here is yours! I'm sure the posts will dry up now.....

No never! We will not die, instead choose increasingly random topics. Such as what an irish smurf would be called!!

Your leader has suffered at the hands of your countrymen

www.irishsentinel.com/2010/02/11/smurfs-suffer-racist-abuse-on-state-visit-to-athboy/

(This is a bit rude a la The Onion, so don't link if you get offended easily.)

I am determined to kill your thread, I can't help it.

Smurphy O'Smurf - sure it couldn't be anything else!
Hmm, I think a comfortable chair may be just the thing.

Reluctanthomosapien. You will only be allowed to kill the thread if you namechange to Reluctantsmurf....and maybe not even then...

I'm trying to work out what obscure Irish spelling you could use.

RH love that link!

I love the fact that someone took the time to find a real link between ireland and smurfs (other than me i mean!)

Makes me feel like i Dont have to go eat worms!!

You are all beautiful, even if you aren't regulation blue!

:)

Ok new randon topic.

I once had a child come up with a villian for a story. It was a lactose intolerant cheese grater.

See he had turned evil because he could not do what he was born to do!

How about that for random!

not yet it hasn't

ha ha Thats brilliant.

Any other ironic household villian suggestions?

P.S. Is this the correct usage of ironic, i've never figured this out?

"See he had turned evil because he could not do what he was born to do! "

I'm starting to feel that way because I can't kill this thread!

Noooooooooo nobody can kill a thread like the Feegle.

How about an AGA that will only cook frozen party platter shit from Iceland?

I defy anyone to kill as many threads as I do!

PMPL @ the cheese grater.

love the lactose-intolerant cheese-grater! How about a saucepan with rabies?
Or a nut cracker with nut allergy?

My "I'm on" Page is a long list of threads with me as the last poster... Will this one be another?