DH has asked me not to fart in bed!

[krisskross]

just bought a new bed, he thinks we will sully it with farts! i think he is being stupid and i cannot stop what has to come out.

we agreed to let MN decide.

DH and I do have a three fart rule in bed though; after 3 smelly ones, you gotta go sleep on the couch.

my mum never, ever farted...til she got very drunk one night

I find it totally bemusing when people say that their DPs would stop fancying them if they saw/heard/smelt them farting/pooing/weeing/menstruating/giving birth/whatever/throwing up. I think I'd be dumping a twat who would do that pretty damn sharpish! My DH has seen me do every single human thing possible, I do believe, and he still fancies the pants off me! I feel sorry for you lot whose partners only fancy you if you always behave like a lovely feminine little flower.

I want to know OP, he doesn't want you to fart in bed but what happens if he has a naughty and unexpected dream? Surely that is a bit more icky than a simple trump that can be blown into the atmosphere?

It all goes to the pits when you drink.

I'm with flamingo

lolFiggy

agree flamingo.

Boo my poor mum sometimes can't bend over without a small pfft!

Farting is small play to one friend who has a dh who once changed her tampon but disapproved of her bf

he disapproved of her best friend?

breastfeeding?

am i getting close?

breastfeeding lol

So krisskross are you farting or not?

He changed her tampon but disliked her breastfeeding? Was she trying to breastfeed him? Maybe other men?

My name's GreenEyes and I'm a tightass :o

I don't fart in front of, well, anyone- including DH and kids. Nothing to do with unsexiness, I hate people doing it in front of me either. That is someones INSIDES you can smell!

DH is amazed at my control, but we do have an agreement that sleeping doesn't count. I'm not a total robot :o

Again farting is small play - sexiest thing for dh was when I told him I could drive a big lorry. Apparently that is sexy and cool

I always thought the man for me would be the one that would hold my hair out of my face when I was being sick, thats a real man. We laugh in the face of a fart! So am with Flamingo and trinity - although I think you could all probably get that on your own!

I understand the whole smell molecules are actually matter and you inhale them, blah blah blah... some people's breath is worse than their farts and they can't smell their own even.

Pumpster I did know that you could buy fart filtering pants, yes. My toxic sister told me.

Think breastfeeding and best friend. Yes for some reason he is fine with the undercarriage but obviously not a boob man (I think I was the bf, but no longer it was the boobs that did it )

Fart filter pants have charcoal in them

hey, my insides where pushed out onto a bed and thoroughly examined by more than one medical professional infront of my partner...twice, and he still wanted to shag me afetrwards.

not straight afterwards mind, he let me have a bath first

Its one thing to get to the point in your relationship to fart in front of the other person but how do you breach the subject of 'Hey. Wanna change my tampon?' lol