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or are men poorly designed?

118 replies

theevildead2 · 29/12/2010 22:56

DH has just sat on his own bollocks.. Hmm
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

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BitOfFun · 29/12/2010 22:57

Was he trying to impress you by tucking them underneath and speaking in a falsetto?

ItsAllGoingToBeFine · 29/12/2010 22:58

Ah, but they were evolved for walking on all fours, will take a while for evolution to catch up with upright walking.

tyler80 · 29/12/2010 22:59

Not having bollocks, especially in the summer, makes me truly glad to be a woman Grin

Watching the OH sudocreme his balls up before getting into bed is not a turn on.

singingcat · 29/12/2010 23:00

that's hilarious

LaWeaselMys · 29/12/2010 23:00

DP has just confessed that this has happened to him?!

Actually, always feel bad about the fact that as a kid I knew it really hurt if you kicked a boy in the nadgers but had no idea 'really hurts' was not equivalent to a Chinese burn, so regularly did this.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Mists · 29/12/2010 23:01
Xmas Grin

You are not wrong. They are very poorly designed.

borderslass · 29/12/2010 23:02

sorry but PMSL Grin

shitmonster · 29/12/2010 23:02

Oh my God - I nearly swallowed my tonsils when I read the first line.

Now Im laughing like a drain.

Thanks for that-I really needed cheering up.The mental image will stay with me for quite a while GrinGrinGrinGrin

Oh -and yes they are badly designed . Get a new one.

FiveColdRingsForSolo · 29/12/2010 23:02

[grin]@tyler! oh dear! I'm going to wake Dd with the laughter! Thank you!

Saltatrix · 29/12/2010 23:02

I have never done that, pretty much anyone can hurt parts of their body if clumsiness is involved.

Mists · 29/12/2010 23:03

Mind you, when they get "'flu" they are very hardy in some respects Hmm

Saltatrix · 29/12/2010 23:03

makes for funny sight though

FredFredGeorge · 29/12/2010 23:05

Are you sure he wasn't faking it so you'd give them some attention? I can't imagine how it would be possible...

BeerTricksPotter · 29/12/2010 23:08

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PercyPigPie · 29/12/2010 23:09

'Not having bollocks, especially in the summer, makes me truly glad to be a woman'

Tyler80 you have bollocks in the winter only?

theevildead2 · 29/12/2010 23:10

I'm so happy to be female. Grin

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twinklingfairy · 29/12/2010 23:12

haha, mudandmayhem that one had me wondering too!!

SecretNutellaFix · 29/12/2010 23:13

I will say they aren't the most attractive of objects are they?
Least of all when he's stripped naked facing away from you and bends over to pick something off the floor and they swing from front to back quite violently.

theevildead2 · 29/12/2010 23:27

Oh god secretnutella The turkey waddle.. Dh thinks its funny to do this to me. I keep warning him it will put me off men totally, and he'll be the one to suffer!

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TDada · 29/12/2010 23:29

"Watching the OH sudocreme his balls up before getting into bed..."

Am I missing something here?

BitOfFun · 29/12/2010 23:32

Yes, I wondered that, TDada...

tyler80 · 29/12/2010 23:34

It's not a prelude to anything, sorry to disappoint.

BodyUnknown · 29/12/2010 23:37

I nearly pissed myself at the OP.

DP talcum powders his to stop them chafing!

Very attractive.

Also, apparently, his bollocks hang lower in the summer to keep cool.

Ah, how I love him.

twinklingfairy · 29/12/2010 23:38

presumably to stop them sticking.
DH uses talc, but hides in the bathroom. The foot prints tell the story or the silhouettes anyway.
secretnutellafix that had me lol!! bleugh!Grin

BodyUnknown · 29/12/2010 23:41

I read SecretNutella's post to DP, who agreed that the violent swinging takes him by surprise sometimes!