or are men poorly designed?

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DH has just sat on his own bollocks..
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

Was he trying to impress you by tucking them underneath and speaking in a falsetto?

Ah, but they were evolved for walking on all fours, will take a while for evolution to catch up with upright walking.

Not having bollocks, especially in the summer, makes me truly glad to be a woman

Watching the OH sudocreme his balls up before getting into bed is not a turn on.

that's hilarious

DP has just confessed that this has happened to him?!

Actually, always feel bad about the fact that as a kid I knew it really hurt if you kicked a boy in the nadgers but had no idea 'really hurts' was not equivalent to a Chinese burn, so regularly did this.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

You are not wrong. They are very poorly designed.

sorry but PMSL

Oh my God - I nearly swallowed my tonsils when I read the first line.

Now Im laughing like a drain.

Thanks for that-I really needed cheering up.The mental image will stay with me for quite a while

Oh -and yes they are badly designed . Get a new one.

[grin]@tyler! oh dear! I'm going to wake Dd with the laughter! Thank you!

I have never done that, pretty much anyone can hurt parts of their body if clumsiness is involved.

Mind you, when they get "'flu" they are very hardy in some respects

makes for funny sight though

Are you sure he wasn't faking it so you'd give them some attention? I can't imagine how it would be possible...

'Not having bollocks, especially in the summer, makes me truly glad to be a woman'

Tyler80 you have bollocks in the winter only?

I'm so happy to be female.

haha, mudandmayhem that one had me wondering too!!

I will say they aren't the most attractive of objects are they?
Least of all when he's stripped naked facing away from you and bends over to pick something off the floor and they swing from front to back quite violently.

Oh god secretnutella The turkey waddle.. Dh thinks its funny to do this to me. I keep warning him it will put me off men totally, and he'll be the one to suffer!

"Watching the OH sudocreme his balls up before getting into bed..."

Am I missing something here?

Yes, I wondered that, TDada...

It's not a prelude to anything, sorry to disappoint.

I nearly pissed myself at the OP.

DP talcum powders his to stop them chafing!

Very attractive.

Also, apparently, his bollocks hang lower in the summer to keep cool.

Ah, how I love him.

presumably to stop them sticking.
DH uses talc, but hides in the bathroom. The foot prints tell the story or the silhouettes anyway.
secretnutellafix that had me lol!! bleugh!

I read SecretNutella's post to DP, who agreed that the violent swinging takes him by surprise sometimes!