or are men poorly designed?

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DH has just sat on his own bollocks..
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

Hmmmm...epistiotomy or occasionally squashing your own happy sack. Doesn't sound like Goliath-Balls has it too bad!

Discussing this with DH, he has said that they should make teflon scrotums.

Any budding inventors on MN up for designing the teflon scrotum bag? With ventilation of course - you wouldn't want them getting overheated!

Haha, your OP made me properly snort! My DH does this quite often...

They can just sudocream up if things get a bit chafey in there Al1son

brilliant !

I can only imagine that bollocks coated in sudocream are even more hideous than bollocks coated in talc!

I hope you offered to kiss them better

Too right BodyUnknown! That's another good reason to put them in a nice little teflon bag. We could make a fortune!

right, can't stay here reading this all night, off to sudacreme DP's balls in the hope of livening up a dull evening.

Enjoy!

DH suggests that zips and velcro aren't used on the teflon ballbag.

Imagine getting your pubes stuck in velcro.

OMG.. laughing my ass off over here.

Dh has done this many times. He also gets a real laugh himself when he cruises out of the bathroom and dangles his teabags in my face. Not sure why he thinks its so funny, but for some unknown reason I end up laughing too.

The Scrotum Bag could be made from that micro fibre that athletic clothes are made from now; pulls the sweat and heat away and lets your body breathe.

FPMSL

how big are these bollocks

Thank you for giving me a laugh while DH tries to get our 7 year old to sleep.

Any volunteers to present the scrotum bag on Dragons Den?

Depends who we can use as the model

Thing is, it's not necessarily the size of the bollocks which is the issue- it's the size of the sac that they are in.
If they are normal, average size bollocks in a low-hanging mobile scrotum then it's going to be easier for them to be sat on than if the scrotum is a bit shorter and snugger, surely?

Isn't there some funny playground song about them,,,

Do your balls hang low, can you toss them to and fro...

Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow...

Heh.

Mind you, when it comes to bollocks and self-defence has anyone ever managed to knee them as we were told as little girls?

No - they are TOO HIGH! And too well-protected!

Or have I just been unlucky...

lol

pmsl....I thought my dh was the only idiot man to do this!

If it's any help to those men with this issue, dh has changed the type of underwear from loose, let it all swing about boxers to those tight trunks which apparently keeps it all safe