or are men poorly designed?

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DH has just sat on his own bollocks..
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

Very funny,

Man!!! Now I'm singing the song...lol
I hope the OP's DH is keeping tabs on this thread.

Dp's practically forrin (wales). Would they count as continental boulders?

Women can have plastic surgery to have bit tightened up, would there be a market I wonder for "ball lift" to tidy up the swingage situation?

They do get baggier as they get older. I had to help my Dad (75) out of his bed in hospital and I tell you - what I accidently (obv) caught sight of has scarred me for life!

I think the continental boulder bit could be Barney's fault.

Ha! I had a late night phone call and this thread has grown!
Twinklingfairy, are you sure they are footprints and not trail marks! hehehe!

I'm going to ask my DH to have a go at doing this. Do you reckon they can all do it?

Am thinking there might be a bit of difficulty persuading him though

Erm, I've never in my life sat on my Mr. Bojangles. It sounds incredibly painful :(

I mean, they hang lower when you're hot, but dayum, not THAT low. Well not mine at least...

...I can't believe I'm effectively describing my ballsack to people on MN

Definitely second caution when nekkid.
DP said No Sudocreme!
boring night for me.

Mr Bojangles?

Yes Mr. Bojangles. I'm afraid invitation to meet them are few and far between these days...

Bojangles ! Is that what that song was about?!

I give you the bollock lift

I'm entranced. Why Bojangles?

Erm, I don't know really, I've called them that since I was a teenager I guess! It doesn't relate to the song or anything...

You'll find lots of people have very imaginative names for their John Thomas and Friends!

I think humans in general are a crap design.

I for one would like some nice fluffy fur and a tail. I would trade walking upright for this, in effect I would like to be a cat.

Oh. Nothing to do with BoJangles then?

No I'm afraid I'm not that creative, Sarah!

Hmm an ex used to call his Duffy. He never would tell me why

Burmese cat for me please.

WingDad lol at you describing your dingle dangles as Mr. Bojangles.

Can people stop laughing at my testicles please. Really, I mean, they have feelings too.

FPMSL here .

What does the Sudocrem do for balls? Esp before going to bed? Do they chafe while men sleep?

stillbobbysgirl

I've heard on men of a certain age.. they can dip in the toilet not sure how true that its is but that may only be in America (we have more water in the bowl...)

nutdunking

floatascroat

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