or are men poorly designed?

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DH has just sat on his own bollocks..
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

does the next line have to end in "try-ziz" aka v v posh tousers? LOL

there was a young man from Devizes....

who oft kept both hands in his try-ziz
one day he forget
and sat on his "lot"
that sure did bring tears to his ey-ziz

The original went on:

whose balls were different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
The other won several prizes!

• prompted by follyfoot and tylers asymmetric partners, but glad ashamed came up with a more relevant alternative

arf! sorry i thought it was a competition opener

No reason why it shouldn't be - any more takers? (not sure the subject lends itself to Haiku but am willing to be proved wrong)

Thought it was medical fact we (males) are all asymmetric in the balls dept. insofar as one slightly lower...

I thought so too NG, just like ladies can be erm, lopsided LOL

or feet for that matter

Its to keep them cooler isn't it? although should not be a massive difference I wouldn't have thought!

There was a boy at the highschool I went to, he was jumping on a trampoline and did a seat drop and sat on his bollocks... they.got.ripped.off! He had them re-attached and had a bollock sling/cast.... wouldn't let any of us sign it though...

OMG at that trampoline story. I think I went a bit pale when I read that.

But wept at: "he is a victim of his own bollocks..."

My imaginary balls lifted at the trampoline story...eeek!

An old friend of mine had a boyfriend that boasted three testaaarcles!

Dh has just said and Scaramanga thought he was special..

He's now made a Newton's cradle joke..

Yes in general one does hang lower than the other.

DP thinks he would have to try quite hard to sit on his balls, he must have a young firm scrotum.

Do they really get much danglier with age? I seem to remember a young boyf I had had very raised scrotes but is there an age wherby they start to...dangle?

DH had real problems with his positioning after his vasectomy, for a good couple of months his testicles were hanging very differently, thankfully they went back to normal but he said at the time that he felt like they didn't belong to him!

For a man undergoing hormone therapy for prostate cancer, the testicles shrink dramatically, FIL told DH that his were half the size they used to be. I think that faced with the prospect of either a baggy scrotum or death, the baggy scrotum wins every time.

Great post! I just asked my DP in light of it "Have you ever sat on your bollocks?"

He looked at me strangely and said "No, I don't think I'm old enough for that yet."

He's 31.

So does sitting on one's bollocks come with age then?! I can't wait to see the day!