or are men poorly designed?

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DH has just sat on his own bollocks..
How can evolution or a just and kind god possibly allow for that to go on for a millenuim?

Read this thread out to my DH - he's now worried that he's never sat on his bollocks!!

and the turkey waddle has had me pml - definitely an off-putting sight!!

Sod the sudocreme and talc, let's glitter them up to make them all pwitty

Nah glitter would get everywhere I think we should make a limited edition of the teflon sack but do it in discoball

My DH's don't hang down at all. They are kind of stuck to his body, if that makes sense. I have always wondered why...

Disco-ballsac - available at all good stockists, £11.99

BodyUnknown and twinklingfairy - Talcum power is sweet smelling; more fragnance than functional?

WickedWitchSouthWest - no, no, no loose wear rather than tight fits are best so s to avoid stranglation!!

DH quite often sits on his. He is generally driving when it happens and needs to pull over to rearrange them.
DD is fascinated by the idea and has advised him to wear tighter unders.
I have no idea how she worked that out. She is 9.7

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Huh- pull over so I can untangle my balls is a new line to me...........Those with pendulum balls should pay extra car insurance premium?

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but yeah sitting on a bollock from time to time is a draw back. Still don't know why evolution has left them so vulnerable, just give us a ribcage type thing around our balls.

Looving this thread, hilarious

Don't want to out anyone but have to tell this tale.

Chap without undies on was getting into small car and managed to trap his nuts in the leg of his jeans. Injury meant a hospital visit and his DP calling me to gleefully say that chap had his nuts in a sling

I am reliably informed by DH that substantial nuttage can be safely contained in CK boxers only

DH has a delightful phrase for when he's been working in a kitchen all day: Chef's Balls.

As you can imagine, commercial kitchens are hot places and everyone is usually running around like a blue arsed fly. Apparently Chef's balls take sweaty bollocks to a whole new level.

Teflon ballbags would defo sell to chefs.

Is this why Jeremy Paxman gets his infamous "gusset anxiety"? Maybe it's the reason he's always so tetchy on newsnight - he's gagging for it to finish so he can relieve his crushed testicles...

[grin]@Bojangles! I pass a shop called Bo Jangles from time to time...going to chuckle every time I see it now!

This is making me feel quite proud of my DH. For as long as I have known him, he has always been in total control of his bollocks.

This might be the reason for constant adjustment that seems to go on?

I thought they were just using them as a comforter Gay40

I wish they'd comfort them more privately then.

Oh, I so needed this laugh today!

thank you all, flippin hilarious!

Well, during the execution of my duties at work; the majority of male prisoners walk around with their hands down their joggers, cupping their balls. I utterly detest it and more so as they then touch other thngs that are then touched by me. and

In the interests of research I asked my DH about this. Yep, he is a victim of his own bollocks too, but of course he had to be different.

He has sat on just the one..... does that mean he's got one much lower than the other? Should I check? Urgh no I dont think I should actually.

Anyway, he says it 'wasnt an experience to repeat'. Did ask him - very nicely - whether for the purposes of this thread he would try to sit on both.

Apparently not

follyfoot - my OH has one that is definitely lower than the other but only when it's warm, when it's a bit colder they seem to level out

I've read some of these to DH, he's a bit concerned that my one post mocking his testicles to the internet has turned in to 4 pages

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