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AIBU?

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Original poster

to dump a SMALL WILLY!

290 replies

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

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Mumcentreplus · 03/11/2010 22:05

tis a sad reason and yet a valid one..unless he gives serious cunni and has huge fingers Grin

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 22:11

And even then. I'd miss getting a right good seeing to with a big 'un.

Animation · 03/11/2010 22:11

. That big?

poshsinglemum · 03/11/2010 22:16

I had great sex with a man with a tiny willy once. It's what he did with it that counts!
Sounds like you are looking for excuses.

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 22:16

It's just easier with a bigger one.

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 22:48

I hear that alot "its what they do with it" Confused I think its a load of Rollox!! I mean theres not a stupid amount of things they can do with it, could your tiny mans todger do gymnastics??? Grin I mean its crazy, besides OP said they had tried different positions and im sure one of them has to be her on top giving her free range "to do what she wants with it" Hmm and yet shes still here asking. So my belief is if its too small, it doesnt matter what they do with it, its simply too small!

Original poster
gobbledegoop · 04/11/2010 08:16

Why would i be looking for an excuse to dump a lovely man? I don't want to end things but i don't want a crap sex life either.
As for that old 'its what they do with it' line, i'm with GELF... what CAN they do with it... in out in out... erm.... is it in yet??? Shock

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expatinscotland · 04/11/2010 08:57

I had a guy tell me, 'It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean.'

Well, you can't go out to sea in a dinghy.

Namechangeaday · 04/11/2010 09:03

Do him a favour and dump him and let him meet someone who'll appreciate him.

expatinscotland · 04/11/2010 09:09

and his small willy :o.

tummysgottogo · 05/11/2010 19:10

OP are you dating my ex?!

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gobbledegoop · 06/11/2010 15:06

could be... is that why he's an ex? lol

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FlameGrilledMama · 06/11/2010 15:30

gobbledegoop what is the verdict then?

FlameGrilledMama · 06/11/2010 15:31

Sorry should clarify I am Scaredandalone Grin but people disliked my name Grin

tummysgottogo · 06/11/2010 15:39

gobble I think it may be partly Wink - when we came across a glitch there was no "ding dong" to make it worthwhile to bother. He wasn't good at going down either. Didn't help that his belly hung over a bit and made his willy look even smaller. I don't care if this makes me sound superficial but he just didn't do it for me. Sex didn't create a "I want more" feeling. Lovely guy though and great kisser, and treated me like a princess...

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gobbledegoop · 06/11/2010 19:53

I haven't really decided yet, gonna just see how things go for a bit i think. Not really holding out much hope though...

Why is it always the lovely guys that just don't 'do it' for you?!

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tummysgottogo · 06/11/2010 20:07

but I have met a hottie over summer and I'm so glad I'm not still with the other one!! mmmm Wink

OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias · 06/11/2010 21:17

Gobble, I actually don't think your question is "AIBU to dump a small willy". I think it's "AIBU to dump a man because we are sexually incompatible".

As far as I can tell you haven't seen it and thought "No, way too small, you're out, pal". (If you had, You would be VVU. As plenty of women on here can testify, sex is not about size!) You've gone to bed with him, on several occasions, and it hasn't worked out.

If the sex is bad and not getting better, and sex is important to you, then I would personally call time on it. But please, don't make it about the size of his knob. It's not him. It's not you. It's the two of you together, not being right for each other in bed.

I hope it works out well for you whatever you decide.

SumfingNew · 06/11/2010 21:20

It's your relative sizes that isn't working for you.

grapeandlemon · 06/11/2010 22:22

I would give him a chance it sounds like you like the dude.

I like a nice big cock like the next woman but the guy attached has to be quality too, ESP if you looking to settle down. What's the girth like?

expatinscotland · 06/11/2010 22:29

you get what you settle for, grape. plenty of chaps out there with good-size dong and lovely!

life is too short for bad sex.

Heathcliffscathy · 06/11/2010 22:33

can you imagine if a bloke came on here and talked about dumping someone for their big flange? there would be total uproar.

expatinscotland · 06/11/2010 22:43

not from me. i'd say the same thing and already have earlier in the thread.

if you're not sexually compatible, for whatever reason, and sex is a big thing for you, move on.

Mumcentreplus · 06/11/2010 22:45

hahaha..

thumbwheel · 06/11/2010 23:01

Hmm.
I have had 2 bfs in the past with teeny todgers - one was literally the size of my little finger! But he was very experienced in the art of making it worthwhile (and yes, correct positioning is required). The second one was also very experienced in the same arts (and oddly enough, used the same position(s)). The first one didn't mention the size at all and that was fine; we split because we just weren't that into each other. The second was absolutely paranoid about his but that might have made him more keen to "work it", iyswim. But he was also a serial cheater and a pathological liar so good riddance.

Another bf was on the large side but very inexperienced in what to do - and I can safely say that I had a better time with my 2 small-todgered blokes than I did with him because of the experience issue!

So - it rather depends on how badly poor sex is going to affect your whole relationship - and by the sounds of it, quite a lot - so you might as well let him go and find someone with a more compatible fanny and you find someone with a bigger member.

But - it won't necessarily make the relationship any better.

Are you sure you've tried enough positions to be certain it's never going to work?