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AIBU?

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to dump a SMALL WILLY!

290 replies

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 13:55

Bit of backround for you, this is a fairly new relationship, he's a nice guy and wants everything i want from life but AIBU...... to finish with him because his willy is too small for me to get any satisfaction Blush

Ive been in relationships in the past where they have had sexual problems/issues and it's soul destroying, i've also had very satisfying sexual relationships so i know what it can be like.

Opinions please.............

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expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 18:58

Why? He's the one who took it the wrong way and got all bent out of shape.

I drunkenly did the deed with a maggot todger bloke once and when my mates all found out about it I never lived it down.

:o

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 03/11/2010 19:01

If I were him I'd dump you first

Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 19:03

Grin LOL my friends would have had a field day to.

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 19:07

Why would you Amothersplace? Would you after being in a short relationship and having crap sex stick it out for the long haul?? like for ever having rubbish sex......... for the rest of your life?? Confused

I could understand this kind of reaction if OP had been with this guy for years and started moaning but seriously!!!!!

scottishmummy · 03/11/2010 19:08

dump her for what?having commodious fanny.guess to him it feels huge

ohsleepyone · 03/11/2010 19:10

I think for you to even ask that question in the first place it shows ure not that interested in him anyway, if u were head over heels for him u'd be willing to overlook it so u could stay with him.

On another note, have you tried diff positions? dig out the kama sutra before giving him the boot, could make all the difference!

good luck! x

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 19:12

Grin How did your friends know how big it was?

He wont dump me first because i'm everything he looks for in a woman and more, according to him. This is why i'm hesitating, cos he's such a nice guy. Just not sure i can put up with bad sex for ever...

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Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 19:16

You could always incorporate a mix of heavy fore play and sex toys. R.e the not lasting long that will definetly get better if that helps, if it doesn't male pelvic floors can help with that.

Kaloki · 03/11/2010 19:28

"Small side and screaming the house down.... really??!"

Yes.

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 19:29

didnt some one say earlier about toys/foreplay etc and you may a well be with a woman then.............

Can you imagion the convo while going round Tesco, instead of we need condoms it would be we need bateries lmao [green]

gelflingirl · 03/11/2010 19:30

is your day job an actress Kaloki?? Grin

memoo · 03/11/2010 19:38

God please do not ever tell my DH what I am about to say.

He isn't exactly huge and after the first time I was really put it off as i couldn't feel very much.

But as time went on and we got to know each other it got better and better. And now he definately knows which buttons to press!

gobbledegoop · 03/11/2010 19:43

Hehe gelf!

Well that is encouraging Memoo.
So are you actually saying that now you can feel him whereas before, you couldn't or just that it doesn't matter so much as he has learnt other ways to satisfy you?

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Kaloki · 03/11/2010 19:44

gelflingirl Wink The costumes aren't up to much though

Honestly though, before DH the best sex I had was with a small ex. About the same size as the guy in the OP, he was very very good in bed. In fact the sex was the main reason I stayed with him so long, because aside from that he was a manipulative piece of shit. And, sorry for TMI, I came most times, despite not being able to orgasm through masturbation or with any other partner. (DH excluded) So size isn't everything at all.

memoo · 03/11/2010 20:26

Oh I definately feel it now, It true that its what they do with it that counts. my god I am so Blush

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 20:33

'How did your friends know how big it was?'

Because I was hanging out with a lot of arty types and he'd done quite a bit of life modelling.

Thankfully, round about that time, my good mate did it with another chap we all knew who was rank, so I had something to slag her off back.

:o

Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 20:39

'my good mate did it with another chap we all knew who was rank, so I had something to slag her off back.' ROFL Grin

expatinscotland · 03/11/2010 20:43

This guy was pitiful, Scared. An ex-junkie who never worked. She said he gave her oral and she wasn't even wet. I don't know why she carried on the whole hog with him. I believe she was stoned.

I had the excuse of being really drunk at least :o.

scottishmummy · 03/11/2010 20:45

love that expression "whole hog" hog might been better (bigger) lover

EvilDrPorkChop · 03/11/2010 20:53

I have ditched someone for this reason, although obviously I didn't tell him that was why. It was about 2 inches and I had no idea whether it was in or not. Lovely chap but I couldn't deal with that for the rest of my life. That was 4 years ago. The only person I have ever confessed this to is my sister, as I was in a real quandary whether I should end things or not. I remember hissing at her on the tube "It's fun-sized... no actually, it's no bloody fun at all!" whilst everyone else shuffled their papers and pretended they weren't listening.

Scaredandalone · 03/11/2010 20:55

She would have to be on something by the sound of him eww Grin

FattyArbuckel · 03/11/2010 21:03

I would feel constantly frustrated, unfulfilled and disappointed if my man had a small penis. For me it would be deal breaker unfortunately. Obviously he might be a wonderful person, but I seriously doubt that I could ever be happy with a sexual relationship.

cumfy · 03/11/2010 21:11

Not sure I understand.

Everyone is free to make and break relationships for manifold reasons.

Is what you're seeking some form of external validation for breaking up ?

Think you can work this out for yourself; only you know how you feel.

It's not like you're in love with him.

PinkieMinx · 03/11/2010 21:53

I could not bear a shit sex life - if you feel same about him, dump away

Namechangeaday · 03/11/2010 22:04

Do both of you a favour and end the relationship. He can find someone who isn't bothered about penis size and you can look for King Dong.