to object to the FFing mother parked in a disabled space who goes out to work and lets her children watch tv all day?

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She is on benefits and owns a widescreen tv. She never baths her children. She didn't invite my children to her wedding and had a hen week in Barbados. Shedoesn't indicate at roundabouts and wears stuff from primark. Her kids eat fruitshoots and go to McDonalds every day. Her brother is a criminal and she kicks puppies.
Am I completely stereotyping? AIBU?

stereotyping who?

Fab, everything in one paragraph!

does she also wear Londsdale and Ugg boots

How the bloody hell dare you?

My sister's llama's cousin's dog had to ff. She didn't choose to. She was watching a channel 5 documentary and her breasts fell clean off. But does anybody care? Nooooooo.

And the television is the only comfort she has, she trawls the channels looking for a documentary on women whose tits fall off. Just somebody to empathise, how dare you suggest she shouldn't have the television on.

And her entire family is allergic to water. They bath, they die.

And bugger the roundabouts. We were here first.

I'm apoplectic.

Oh yes, drives a 4x4 (obviously has a child called Tarquin), wears Londsdale, Uggs and Boden. Just got her babies ears pierced and gave it a homemade tattoo.

Are her kids childrens ears pierced ? is she covered in fake tan? I need more streteotyping facts before I can judge

snort at hen week in barbados. and don't forget she buys pre-cut fruit at M & S.

Is it you, Stinky? I'm on to you...

ooooooh, there's going to be trouble...
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You missed the Greggs Sausage Rolls, that she feeds to her DCs, while walking around. And despite working, she claims benefits (somehow).

Was the disabled space in the Asda carpark?

I call Greggs

AND (takes ideas from the Snob thread) does she eat grapes before paying for them?Does she? While wearing a tracksuit and Uggs? And then if she bumps into someone she says "pardon" (the mannerless goat!) and talks about sitting in her lounge.

Bugger Abs got there first

Well I don't always indicate at roundabouts, maybe it is me.....

I bet she was buying marge and ready meals

YABU! unless the toddler is wearing a bikini covered with gregg's sausage roll crumbs, I really don't think you have the right to judge.

Is she the one who thinks her DCs are gifted and talented, when they're not even all that bright?

its qite sad that you are writing this post just to make yourself feel better at you percieved brilliant parenting choices.

I wonder what she thinks of you? horrrible and stuck up?

freud i misread that as 'bikini covered with gregg's sausage roll print'

imagine!

I thought this thread was a piss take ?