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AIBU?

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to object to the FFing mother parked in a disabled space who goes out to work and lets her children watch tv all day?

136 replies

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 11:38

She is on benefits and owns a widescreen tv. She never baths her children. She didn't invite my children to her wedding and had a hen week in Barbados. Shedoesn't indicate at roundabouts and wears stuff from primark. Her kids eat fruitshoots and go to McDonalds every day. Her brother is a criminal and she kicks puppies.
Am I completely stereotyping? AIBU?

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BoffinMum · 19/10/2010 17:40
Biscuit

try again

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 18:11

ffs you are all bastards just because her grandads aunt was a muslim and refused to wear the hijab but her best mates niece is crack whore getting £250 fucking quide to get stralised...that has nothing to with feeding her dds frootshoots before bumping into another dd at monkey buisness with out even saying sorry, if they didnt have thier berkahs on they would have been able see where they was going. why are you all so judgy thats not her fault.

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 18:12

bigots

spookyhalloweenFluffypomkins · 19/10/2010 18:16
Grin
AnakisT · 19/10/2010 18:20

This thread has made me laugh so much i peed a bit Smile

I too, want a Gregg's embroidered bikini.

Now this woman is she the one who wears low rise jeans with her muffin top hanging out?

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 18:22

Anakins you should start a threat about your incontinance if want some advice or mn support or slating... i hope you dont smell a bit of wee wee. you know you should bathe everyday dont you?

AbsofCroissant · 19/10/2010 18:24

Yes, while reading the Daily Mail (non-ironcially) and Heat magazine. She has plates with Diana's face on, ALL over her house. In fact, the plates are competing for space with the stuffed toys she has on her bed.

AnakisT · 19/10/2010 18:25

Every day?

That's where i'm going wrong. We just have a family bath once a month 6 inch's of water and we all get in together.

usualsuspect · 19/10/2010 18:27

I bet she only changes her sheets once a fortnight too..dirty fucker

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 18:27

i alway wondered why wee wee and biscuit smell always come hand in hand Confused

SpookyMousePink · 19/10/2010 18:50

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KERALA1 · 19/10/2010 18:58

Am sure she also has every car sticker going. Baby/princess on board etc. And she sits in soft play centres, feeding her children soft play centre food and laughing when they push over innocent toddlers. Oh and she also comments snidily (a word?) on what other parents are feeding their children (have been mumsnetting too much today!)

KERALA1 · 19/10/2010 19:00

Oh and she has a pole in her sitting room so she can practice her pole dancing in full view of DH/DC/milkman.

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 20:04

yes absof plates and cuddly toys all bought from the car bootie

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usualsuspect · 19/10/2010 20:23

She has no books in her house

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 20:34

She swears loudly at her children in the supermarket and lets her boys beat up other children because 'boys will be boys'. She lets her girls play with barbies even though this will obviously make them into subserviant and obsessed with their looks. She never sends thank you cards even when given a cheque for £4038365782.00 and farts loudly on the bus (which she doesn't even pay for and then sits cross-legged on the floor of the disabled space, even though there are plenty of seats). And she DID sleep with the milkman because once I knew this guy and he said he overheard a complete stranger telling his pet goldfish that she did it, so it must be true.

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Nuttybear · 19/10/2010 20:35

Wear a lot of leopard print and lace mini skirt with leggings, with fag in one hand and mobile on the other, pushing the pram, while eating a Greggs sausage roll. Being followed by a Channel Five camera crews as she is in a show titled 'I was born with 6 arms!'...... bum I can't remeber the title of that series was it on channel 4 or 5!!!
Duh! Not very bright me! [hblush]

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 20:49

AnakisT, sorry to hear of your wee issues. I hope you wear TenaLady, this woman would only wear own brand and would not expect to pay more than 0.0004p for it, cheapskate. For the same reason she wont buy Calpol but will give her baby the own brand stuff 27 times a day to shut it up. You can hear her screaming from across the estate (council, obvs)

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TandB · 19/10/2010 21:16

And she posts pictures on Facebook of herself getting ready to go out and get drunk while leaving her other 15 children under the care of Anastaysh'a-Maesee who is only 6 months old herself and has to run between the 15 council flats that she has been given free gratis - one for each time she had a baby.

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:18

she gets her tenalady and medised on prescription but someone shopped her to the benifits fraud helpline. have you seen her thread

"AIBU to spit in my mothers face for shagging my boyfriend and shoping me to the social".

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:20

kungfu are you saying she has entitlement isshooos. do you have any idea what her life is like, how dare you!

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 21:22

Oh, don't get me started on her fb ishoos. She posts about people having babies who haven't announced it yet, she posts photos of her cousins who don't want their photos on, she started a group and wont let me join, she accidentally let on that she is having an affair with my husband, she lets Anastaysh'a-Maesee have an account at 6mo and she 'likes' groupswithstupidlylongnamesandheartsandstuffinthemiddleofthename

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allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:28

omg serendipity i hope you got rid of the dunb fuck as we all know its allways the Dh fault, they are so lame why cant they just do as they are told and shut up. i blamwe you and Think YASOOOOOOOOOOOOOBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU to have ever let her meet him anyway ehat did you expect would happen when you asked her round to your anne summers party

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 21:31

I know, I know, I should have seen it coming. She was always the type who, when you mentioned that your DH didn't wash up last night, shouts 'the abusive bastard, this is just the beginning, LEAVE HIM, no, CASTRATE HIM'. She has a real sense of perspective, clearly that is what drew him to her.

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