to object to the FFing mother parked in a disabled space who goes out to work and lets her children watch tv all day?

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She is on benefits and owns a widescreen tv. She never baths her children. She didn't invite my children to her wedding and had a hen week in Barbados. Shedoesn't indicate at roundabouts and wears stuff from primark. Her kids eat fruitshoots and go to McDonalds every day. Her brother is a criminal and she kicks puppies.
Am I completely stereotyping? AIBU?

god I can't believe none of you have mention her dirty disgusting smoking habit

Where can I get a bikini with Gregg's sausage roll print???

Yes to all the above, forgot to mention she also puts baby to bed each night with a bottle of juice and a kitkat and then lets them scream for hours. Her children are never dressed appropriately for the weather and she is the MIL from hell, always expressing an opinion when none is wanted. She also cooks rubbish Christmas dinner.

Ooooh, and she smokes (thanks for reminding me) and actually blows the smoke up her childrens' noses! She drinks G&T for breakfast (own brand gin, not even Gordon's) and has never once fed her children a piece of fruit, not once!

is she a moldie?

moldies wouldn't have her she updates her fb status every 2 minutes though

Was she wearing pyjamas?

Does she have a bad tattoo, which she parades naked in the swimming pool? And not pick up her dog's doings?

You are going to tell me she uses the disabled loo to change her baby's non-disposable nappies in now, aren't you?

And then refuse to fold up her buggy full of shopping when the disabled person whose parking space she stole tried to get on the bus?

does she also wear a shell suit while on the school run with a fag on the left corner of her lip while pushing the buggy with one hand and pulling her bull mastiff with the other

Is the Bull Mastiff called Princess?
Does she think that fruit pastilles count as her kids five a day?
Does her mobile hairdresser park right on the pavement right outside your house and peer in at you just because you don't have (filthy) nets??

So she is claiming benefits and going out to work???

benefit fraud too!!

You are all spot on! So who is she? She is clearly totally unreasonable.

Icant believe some of the comments on this thread and how totally shallow most of the comments are even though they are said in jest (or are they ?) i hope that if ever you need a good friend or someone in an emergency
that none of you know anyone who wears Uggs
or shell suits or even god forbid offers you a a sausage roll from greggs when you are down to your last penny,and dont think that
times like that dont happen,what goes around
comes around.

glammanana you want shallow?,fill your boots

This is totally serious, glammanana. I think this woman is totally unreasonable with all aspects of her behaviour. I also heard she walks around naked in changing rooms before breaking into a dance, singing into the hairdryer. (She allows her 23yo son to some in too, can't possibly leave him alone)

Yes, I sincerely hope that I will NEVER need the assistance of a Greggs sausage roll from someone who wears Uggs in an emergency!
God forbid.

I thought Greggs sausage rolls were made from Uggs, ackshully.

I hear she got her widescreen TV off Freecycle. After posting a WANTED ad.

Yes. That's right. NOBODY offered.

She WANTED it.

And she spelt her request wrong and didn't say please.

And she was 30 minutes late when collecting it.

Wodda Bitch.

And when she was leaving in her Jeep she chucked a KFC wrapper out of the window.

Tis because she had posted a WANTED ad for a 50" SONY-made tv, and someone offered her a 48". What the hell were they thinking? She had specified what she wanted! Also, she wanted it because her cat had died and she was trying to cheer up her budgie who had said that only a 50" would do. The budgie was also dying

the poor cat it must have been all that wacky backy smoke inhalation that killed it!

I bet she gets free nappies too. How very dare she.

That sounds like me OP. You don't know my individual circumstances. How dare you put on your judgemental pants??? I'm a lovely woman deep down, salt of the earth. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I dnt knw y u r bng so orrid.