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to object to the FFing mother parked in a disabled space who goes out to work and lets her children watch tv all day?

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Serendippy · 19/10/2010 11:38

She is on benefits and owns a widescreen tv. She never baths her children. She didn't invite my children to her wedding and had a hen week in Barbados. Shedoesn't indicate at roundabouts and wears stuff from primark. Her kids eat fruitshoots and go to McDonalds every day. Her brother is a criminal and she kicks puppies.
Am I completely stereotyping? AIBU?

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MrsMoosickle · 19/10/2010 21:32
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Serendippy · 19/10/2010 21:33
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MrsMoosickle · 19/10/2010 21:36

used the free syringe! Grin

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:37

she was fooling you didnt you see she was a rough old cow or where you just foold by the fiver a piece bow in anasta-shiae-meeeaaas hair and fruitshoot missing teeth smile, mind you she has a point dh does sound like a retched fuckwitt and i thing you should fuck him off divorce him tommorrow.

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 21:39

And she can never work out how to strike out words on MN silly cow Grin

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allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:39

doh the cross outs failed me, im not typing them again. im so poorly educated i didnt get to garammer school, my mum was witch and alcoholic and im still suffering.

allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 21:40

Grin she can do the smily things tho

LionsAreScary · 19/10/2010 22:52

This thread is brilliant! Just got to Heartsease's post with the link to the thread about the woman drying her fanny with a hairdryer. That hilarious thread was the one that got me addicted to MN. I haven't looked back!

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 22:57

I can't believe I forgot to mention that she sends her DCs to private school. Where would we be without that to dwell on as well? And clearly as she claims benefits (although don't want the facts, could just be child benefit for all I know but will stand in ignorant judgement) it is at our expense, well, those of us who pay tax, not the ones skiving. Apparently those claiming DLA are also lazy scroungers who should be sent to work... she probably gets that too!

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allhallowsandwine · 19/10/2010 23:11

well i heard she is claining working tax credit to pay for the school and she isnt even allowed to as she is only working under 16 hrs a week, well i suppose its your [d]h who is paying for it as it is his bastard child...biaaatcch and you are just the fucking nasty step mother and should of course be strung up by your vulva

SpookyMousePink · 19/10/2010 23:13

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GrimmaTheNome · 19/10/2010 23:16

Yes but said she had to go private because she couldn't get a faith school place even though she offered her services to the vicar.

Serendippy · 19/10/2010 23:21

Oh Grimma, it is very sad. She went to church every sunday for three whole weeks and they still wouldn't let her DC in. I hear the vicar did accept her servies but went back on his word, will be in next week's issue of take a break/chat/love it/showing my classiness by knowing all the titles

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DeadBodyofKaraStarbuckThrace · 20/10/2010 07:29

Hang on it wasn't she on Big Brother 7? You know the one who was voted out after 4 weeks after the incident with the twins, Wayne and Shane and the bucket of soapy frogs?
I heard she left her kids with the window cleaner, who is allegedly the father of DC4 and DC7.

Plus she found out DD1 was undercutting her for blow jobs behind the back of Asda.

AbsofCroissant · 20/10/2010 09:35

Worst of all, she voted Labour/Tory/Lib Dem/BNP/Green/didn't vote at all in the election Sad. The economic crisis is ALL HER FAULT, with her uggs and Greggs sausage rolls all bought using payday loans at 349578349526% per day interest, which she didn't pay back. In fact, I suspect she's shagging George Osbourne Shock

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Serendippy · 20/10/2010 14:11

She spends all her child benefit on booze, saying that 'happy mum = happy child'.

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TandB · 20/10/2010 14:14

And she is right to do so - everyone knows that mum knows best.

AbsofCroissant · 20/10/2010 17:06

She knows her bubs, hun

JinnyS · 20/10/2010 17:15

She types all her emails in comic sans too

spookyhalloweenFluffypomkins · 20/10/2010 17:27

I've just seen her in Iceland getting the weekly shop (i was only buying milk)..

her shopping trolley was full to the brim with
Nuggets
Chips
pizza
turkey twizlers
All frozen.

the rest was bottles & bottles of Lambrini!

AIBU, To ask where the feck was the Veg?!?!?

RunawayPumpkin · 20/10/2010 17:39

Please stop talking about my SIL

GrimmaTheNome · 20/10/2010 17:49

Why? you should see what she writes about Mumsnet.

Bumperlicious · 20/10/2010 17:55

She also just ignores her kids at the park, just sits on a bench and reads a book while they play, clearly lonely & deprived.

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