to object to the FFing mother parked in a disabled space who goes out to work and lets her children watch tv all day?

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She is on benefits and owns a widescreen tv. She never baths her children. She didn't invite my children to her wedding and had a hen week in Barbados. Shedoesn't indicate at roundabouts and wears stuff from primark. Her kids eat fruitshoots and go to McDonalds every day. Her brother is a criminal and she kicks puppies.
Am I completely stereotyping? AIBU?

Bet she has a huge 5 bed council house with 2 yes 2 bathrooms tsk

She has no idea where to put apostrophes, and all her children have 'unique' names.

And she uses text speak. Cld b u, Huf.

Does she just sing into the hairdryer, or is it worse?

And despite her children's unique, double-barrelled names, she persists in calling them "Moo" and "Little Man".
In public!!!

I expect she takes the lovely wine her friends bring round and hides it in the kitchen before serving up Lambrini instead

Heartsease judge judge judge! This is the type of thing this woman would do. Yuk.

She always suggests playdates at other people's houses and never returns the favour. She leaves medicine around the house for her children to get at. She trains her dogs to fight and lets them poo in the street without cleaning it up.

Is she the one with the cat that shits on everyone's gravel drive, the same cat she named after her SIL's new baby?

Yes, gloomy, and she deliberately had a baby on the same day as her sister, she didn't even tell the sister she was TTC, FFS! She is so inconsiderate.

And she stole the sister's baby's name when everyone knew she had dibs on the name from the age of 3. It is very confusing now because there are two babies and a cat all called Anastaysh'ah-Maesee....

Is she wearing a lacy bodysuit to ff?

Isn't this the one who started her own CUPCAKE business, with bunting? And charges £34576308256 for one cupcake and sells them to ladies in Notting Hill, and POINT BLANK refuses to make/call them fairy cakes.

Only from the waist up....

DialM

Does she have a website selling novelty spanners?

I'd of thought your joking.

She didn't even wait to leave hospital before starting weaning. It was on 3 shredded wheat by 4 weeks old (advanced, innit) The baby was looking a bit chunky so she gave it diet coke on the bus (in a bottle) rather than proper coke.

Does she have one of those dysung vacuum cleaners in her hall cupboard? but she's never used it because there are too many padded jackets in there for her to find it?
or, does she use it as an Ugg rack?

YANBU.
I went to her child-free wedding, and it was horrible.

And was she speaking very loudly on a phone to the Daily Mail about setting up a free school?

Off topic Pauline Mole was my childhood heroine.

God you're so judgemental.

Troll.

Etc etc etc

AIBveryU for wanting to be her a little bit?

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Always wanted an excuse to type that.

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