To want you all to name and shame, crap products you have bought. I'll start...

[darcymum]

Mitchum, smart solid deodorant for men (what's the difference for women?)

I bought two of these stick deodorants, the deodorant part fell off both of them, making them unusable, when I rolled it up, and no I didn't roll it up too much.

Anyone else?

Any make of dry shampoo

BobbleOff

Anything from the co-op "truly irresistible" range. Always vaguely horrid.

The rimmel mascara in the pink fat tube. Its so runny that as soon as you blink you end up with prints of your lashes underneath and over the top of your eyes. Horrible stuff, have bought a proper one now, will never be fooled into thinking you can get away with a cheap mascara again

toaster pockets/toastabags

Pesto sauce from Asda twas bogey green and tasteless.

agree with toastabags. everything burns.

smartprice fishfingers. wet grey cardboard in orange dust. inedible

fabric conditioner - not used it for years, clothes feel just as soft and smell lovely

chocholate coin maker
ele phun

darcymum, no difference! Exactly the same happens with the womens version!

Yes, I am a sweaty betty

What the feck's bobbleoff?! Really made me laugh for some reason.

I concur with dry shampoo. It is shite. And smells of old ladies. No offence to old ladies.

Washable baby wipes.

Should have just used cut up blue stripy dishcloths.

Dryer Balls. They do bugger all.

Oh no, wait, they make good dog toys!

Just looked up BobbleOff, it looks really good, am I being fooled though?

Link here

It is made my JLM though, hardly the seal of quality.

Another Mitchum one here - it gave me a horrible rash after one use.
Serves me right for buying it cos it was on offer!
Went back to Sure (which really has never let me down)

A slow cooker
A George Foreman grill
Fluffy dusters (the disposable ones on a plastic extendable stick)

I have a Bobble-off, saved my Hush Cardigown. What's the problem with them?

But then I also like Dry Shampoo (but only the tropical one which smells coconutty)

NO! Don't by a BobbleOff. Dh got one after being hypnotised in one of those odd kitchen stuff and other shite shops.

Ped Egg. Shave your feet onto the floor (because the catcher doesn't catch them). Yuk.

A fourth seconding the Mitchum thing.

Shave your feet onto the floor

I cannot begon to imagine what this means

In defence of Mitchum - first bought this (as a roll-on, not a stick mind you) as a sweaty 16 year old and am still using it (though not the original one, OBVIOUSLY) 30 years on. It is my longest-used product and is the best anti-perspirant EVER!!

Oh I like my PedEgg (minging feet here)

Waitrose cut-up stirfry veg. Bought it as a treat because I was feeling very lazy and it was rotten! Yeuch.

Ecover washing up liquid is useless too.

I saw a second hand ped egg at a car boot sale.