To want you all to name and shame, crap products you have bought. I'll start...

[darcymum]

Mitchum, smart solid deodorant for men (what's the difference for women?)

I bought two of these stick deodorants, the deodorant part fell off both of them, making them unusable, when I rolled it up, and no I didn't roll it up too much.

Anyone else?

I have NEVER shaved my feet.

Although my toes are quite hairy...

Second hand! Did they have a second hand mooncup to go with it?

Hotpint aquarius washer dryer, doesn't really dry clothes and has been repaired 4 times in one year!!! I HATE IT!!! ( still paying the crappy thing off)

Fifth seconding the Mitchum bastard stick thing. The roll on is fab though, haven't had a sweaty oxter in ages :o

Pedegg, just looked it up, another great JLM product to add to my shopping list.

No no no emmie. My Hotpoint washer dryer is the best thing I have ever bought.

oh, 3rding the toater bags. they burnt as did the contents. totally bloody useless.

YANBU

At least they dont sell the sush-ezi over here (yes, it is supposed to make sushi-making easy. It does not).

Do not buy the cheap battery digital alarm clock from Lidl.

My DH, in an attempt to save, ooh 50p, bought one for DS.

It is without doubt the shittiest product around. I have set the time on it no less than 16 times in the last week, but apparently, it knows better [anger]. It insists it's an hour later and resets itself accordingly, waking DS up at 6am every morning!

Marks and Spencer "scuff proof" shoes. Binned after 4 weeks and ruiend after one week.

A 'comfy cone' for the dog. The dog hated it, the vet was polite but also hated it. Maybe my dog has cheap tastes but he much preferred his cheap plastic collar when he needed one. I ended up using it as a temporary one whilst I cleaned his cheap plastic one (that had to be done quickly - poor dog!).

The JML Magic Mat. Absolutle bollocks. Doesn't catch a bit of dirt. I've got a filthy hallway and an expensive hideous mat .

Boots No7 mascara, the one with the square pink brush thing. Left me with awful clumpy eyelashes and it's like superglue to get off.

The new Pampers Active Fit nappies. Leaky and left horrible marks on poor DS's bum.

Hetty Hoovers. Everyone raves about them but I hate mine. It's heavy, doesn't pick up dog hair properly and is impossible to push over carpets.

Ooh I feel a bit better now I've got that off my chest .

slow cooker - not slow enough. I was thinking I'd stick something in there before work & it would be cooked when I go home. So why are all the recipes for 5 hours then? Who goes to work for 5 hours including travel time?

oooh I do so miss my magnetic window cleaner though - need to replace it. I don't have a cat!

Nooooh! I love my toaster bags. It is a bit of an art getting the correct amount of toasting but they make the best toasted cheese sarnies.

Mine are from Lakeland, if that makes any difference.

Anything by bloody JML! I had a nicer dicer which was great for 2 days until the blades buckled when I used it to chop a carrot. I bought some vacuum bags from them which don't stay sealed so everything inside reinflates! such a waste of money!

Also vanish stain remover is shit, I spilt coffee down my top a few weeks ago and after 6 washes with vanish the stains still there

boots eyelash curler - utterly useless.

huggies wipes - they rip.

i love my ped egg though.

I bought a 2nd hand Hotpoint Aquarius washer dryer about 9 years ago. Its still going strong!!

Farm Foods fish fingers. It was literally paste inside, uugghhhh.

Pampers and Huggies nappies. They always leaked for us.

Rainbow art....no rainbows, just brown sludge.....

ooh, I got some vacuum bags from JML (I think) and they split the minute we took the vacuum off.

the toasterbags we used were lakeland and we used them once as they both burnt into toaster sieves they were so full of holes. total and utter shite.

I love my toaster bags too and they are cheap ones from Aldi. What are you all doing to yours?