Hmmm where do i start:
Barking/howling dogs
Noisy eaters
Drivers who don't indicate
Drivers who turn right in tescos in town when there is a sign that states NO RIGHT TURN - KNOBS.
Women who wear chavtastic clothing
People on Facebook whos statuses are like 'lve mi lil boii n mi lil princess loadzzz. FFS type in English you moron.
My sister going out and buying a £125 7 week old puppy and then ringing me the next day saying she is skint and having to eat at my mums because she has no money to buy any food - Well you shouldnt have bought a fecking dog then.
Parents who think their kids are little angels when iv just seen the little brat push my son over in the playground.
Those stupid plastic bags you get through your door asking for your unwanted clothing including underwear 
Bills
Shite on TV
Chavs
People on pushbikes, Please dont ride in the middle of the road, ride at the side where you're suppose to.
People ringing my mobile when im on my house phone then when i don't answer they ring DHs mobile, when he doesn't answer they ring my mobile again only for it to be my sister asking me what im doing?
People saying they are skint and then going out on the town getting razzled - your skint but you found money to get pissed with!
People who ring my house phone and its a silent call, for you to press 1471, ring back and it tells you someone has tried to contact you but you weren't available and they will call back later - well if the arrogant bastard on the other end would have spoken to me rather than just give me a silent call you would have reached me wouldn't you?
Chicken from tescos that goes off 4 days before its BBE date.
People who say 'oh my son is potty trained, well he was on the potty yesterday with no accidents' 