in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

I am afraid the rumschpringes have been outlawed. Nowhere does the Lord advocate this licentious nonsense.

There will be extra bible study and haybaling instead.

could not resist

Forgive me Lord. Today I not only travelled on the new-fangled high-speed rail link to London, but whilst there, instead of partaking in the wholesome home-cookedness of Sister Mimi, I ate foreign and licentious yaki soba.

How should I purge myself?

[hgrin] Boo!

meidung for you widow

and your gaudy guinea pig too

Fine

And your judgemental kitteh too.

The Elders are most unhappy with your use of electric transport, Widow. They say you must ride bareback, chanting psalms, all the livelong day, or until Brother Hepsibath is free to reeducate you.

(judgemental kitteh made me giggle muchly)

Yes, Hepsibath will have much to undo in you widow.

The Lord demands that you should be able to place a small handmade cheese between you for modesty's sake.

I shall send Brother Humblepie out with a cheese directly. And a lantern.

Most wise
I find the vigorous rubbing together of clothing will oft create a warming friction - so saving the need for expensive firewood.
Be awarned though, devil cloths created not from Gods own cotton may combust

grilled cheese

Suitably Godly grilled cheese

(Actual GOL (guffaw out loud) @ small handmade modesty cheese! [hgrin])

Damn it, enough one of the heathen devils slipped through. I shall away to prostrate myself before Hepsibath immediately.

Who moved my hair shirt?

Another one. Another. Clearly I am possessed by Satan's spawn (which was very nearly typo'd to Stan's spawn, which is not quite as bad).

I feel we need to introduce a kind of hybrid Amish-Army drilling affair as you are all clearly lax and lacking in modesty, decency and silent vigil. Let's have everyone in the courtyard in ten minutes in full Amish regalia for a ten mile hike with dog carts on your backs.

all the Pag family are ready although the boys don't look to happy

I have ordered http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/485528451_c307ab2349.jpgthese dress patterns for us.

Or not.

< picks straw from pigtails and bloomers >

< can't think of anything to say >

Silence is always golden, Sister James.