in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Oh think of something Jamie
I need someone to divert my attention from my baking.

I laboured so over supper rolls yet father seems strangely cross....

20 miles. All of you. Two dogcarts each.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=static.flickr.com/90/258111736_4ec18af0b7.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thefoodpornographer.com/2006/10/03/the-perth-royal-show-2006-part-3-the-food/&usg=__dAGMP5XiWprDRvUD7Yi2GTiHrrU=&h=375&w=500&sz=109&hl=en&start=308&zoom=1&tbnid=l5UBSu8GCxRzzM:&tbnh=136&tbnw=181&prev=/images?q=Rude+Corn&um=1&hl=en&safe=active&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1662&bih=1049&tbs=isch:10,5692&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=426&ei=hNS-TMv3IdGSjAfH_NDEAg&oei=KNS-TI_HEczv4Aa5q63dAQ&esq=7&page=7&ndsp=55&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:308&tx=54&ty=43&biw=1662&bih=1049" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I have well and truly shucked this one

< cannot think of anything clever or sensible so reverts to smut >

I am concerned about the green flecks there James. Do you think we should call Doctor Jebediah?

[[http://www.almost-amish.com/wagonpages/dogshaft.html The 'dog or goat shaft attachment' makes me a little uncomfortable. I'm not convinced the Lord approves of that.

bugger Praise Be

The Lord is dubious at best.

Let us ask the good doctor.

I'm not sure I trust the doctor - his beard lacks volume

shyly greets the company

a picture of my boyfriend

The pic of the corn that was shucked made me wrinkle my nose.

have lined up some suitable menfolk for us

Wow. They are hot. And so righteous.

(Not sure about the Princessa's. Sshh.)

Oh dearie dearie dear those poor ladies have forgotten to get dressed. So sad to see Early Onset strike so tragically. I'll tell Noahzekiel to run on over with a couple of homespuns before they catch their death.

Please don't worry Sister, Noahzekiel has already left. Now, do you hear the cows a-lowing? They need milking dear. Off you go and attend to your chores in a chaste and modest fashion.

Gibbon - I can see hotties like that any time I like by just strolling on up to Stamford Hill

The Amish don't have those cute little ringlets tho, do they?

Shurely that's Rebekah, Lenin ....

Poor Lenin is confused, she means Reuben, of course, her dear affianced. This many a year he has waited patient, strong and godfearing until his long beard is quite grey. But this coming Friday they are to wed and know peace and joy in joining together in Godly juice so that their loins may fruit and she may bear many, many children.