in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Oh thank goodness for that. I was terribly worried a might need a legging.

Cavorting will be strictly limited to one round of the hokey cokey.

Julie Jordan, her of Carousel.

another vote for black trousers widow

You know Yuno (just made myself laugh there, I love it when I do that) we are not always linking cocks and arses.

We are v highbrow

I also think loose black trousers would look good with that top

I wonder in what context that picture of Hugh was taken. Could it be fake?

Yuno in my defence that is the first picture of a cock that I have linked anywhere

Inactive Penis On A Thread, more like.

'Tis a Pom Bear (or Pom-Bär, as a prefer to think of them). Though perhaps it will disappear after Children in Need.

I thought a magock must be something to do with Magog. Didn't read it as 'mad cocks'. Nossir. Not me.

I have readjusted my search settings to safer than safe

Are we nuns? I thought we were Amish.

How quickly things change

That Hully does like a good volta. Perhaps a barn dance might be appropriate? It's not twirling around the Hall but in our straightened circumstances it will have to do.

I'll dance with bran.

At least poor Hugh still has his feet.

I am also wonderin what the T would be in an IPOAT that was 'I pee on a ...'

Not toad surely? although a toad did pee on me once [true]

I'll dance with Brian