in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

He is indeed single

And he is meant for me

You better not be starting this stealing my man malarkey again Ms Hussy Hully .

And less talk of his rod please.

La! Look at all my fine tight-buttocked bluejeaned builders. You are welcome to old greybeard with his withered loins and floppy tongue.

I heard you did them all already.

Twice.

Thou shouldn't listen to the sibilant whisperings of Beezlebub. Wash your ears out with beeswax soap and pray.

I embarked on extra bible study with Japheth and Mapheth, but it was holy and pure and sanctioned by The Elders.

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NOT PA INGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

NOT PA "I'M JUST A BIT FABULOUS, SO FABULOUS I WRITE MY OWN MADE UP EPISODES OF THE MAGNIFICENT LHOTP JUST SO I CAN STAR IN THEM AND BTW I ALWAYS WEEP" INGLES?

AAAAAggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

oops, hit a nerve there hully

plays the fiddle mighty purty though, don't he? And he was so darned wise. And strong ...........

And what's wrong with weeping? I like a reel man to have a good blub every now and again. You'd cry if yer oldest was struck blind and that damn Nelly Igles was bullying your middle one just for being goofy and carrying the wrong kind of lunch can

He is VILE. Let us speak no more of him.

You can't drink and smoke, dear Lenin, they are the devil's own handiworks and we are Amish.

And what is a rumdodah?

Greeting luscious Lenin

Oh Hully, did you have a bad experience with an episode of little house on the prairie?

He was a shit in RL by all accounts James.
Shame.

I don't think we have gap years. I shall enter conclave with the elders.

What about poor old Ma Ingles? Always so serene and dull, always plaiting and unplaiting her hair and fiddling with that durned broom.

I shall take myself off to the parlour to tat some headscarves for Leah, Sarah and the other girls

It wasn't ONE episode, Gibbon, Pa cried in every episode, he had it written in his contract.

Lenin, are you in that TV programme 'Amish in the City'?

So often the case dear Gibbon - take me for instance.

I disliked Nellie more.

She gave me the willies.

What is this Amish in the City? We don't watch tv do we?

You're lovely James.

As are Hully and Lenin.

I feel like having a love in.

Can someone sew some peace and love banners, while I stand on a bridge looking serene

Ah but I heard it in the whispers Hully - apparently they get up to all manner of things.