in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

what does IPOAT mean

I've often wondered

It means: insane people on a thread as we were once inexplicably labelled by er, can't remember now. We are however all perfectly warm and normal and do feel free to join us. IPOAT is just a handy recognition thing.

Do you like crinolines at all?

Just me then. Good.

Thanks for clarifying Hully.

Do i like crinolines? Well yes , who doesn't?

And the quadrille?

Right. I'm in. And I'm not buggering off this time (if you'll have me)

You are very welcome as ever. But you'll have to ask Umami to find you a Johnny, you're not having one of mine.

As I read a blush of maidenly curiosity is staining my cheeks ... Could I have one too and might he possibly wear breeches and top boots and ruffly shirts?

If you ask Umami very nicely, she might just be able to rustle you one up. Would you like a riding crop that he taps against his quivering thigh on the side?

Mmmm, not sure I'm in the market for a Johnny... Have you got any Tarquils back there? Or Keiths, at a push?

if we have to push them out, i don't fecking want them...

Keith ? KEITH ? isn't that the name of Jasonthunderpants (ahem) todger ??

unless he re-branded it 'Magnum'

Suddenly the room started to sway and I had to be helped to a chaise longue and revived with sal volatile. I will write immediately to Umami and request her assistance.

I insist on a Keith.

Very well, Tether.

[[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0oiJKdLnFrI/SQ2c3iTT67I/AAAAAAAAAqA/vIRJ0DGQ5W8/s400/keith+flory.jpg This one}} is also free and willing (albeit a bit deceased)

Damn. And invisible.

The first'll do.

He'll certainly share his pipe with a lady, I can tell.

a rather dapper Keith for you, tethers

Well hello, Mimi. Did you like M Defarge?

I adore M. Defarge, perfect in practically every way...