in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Hab - I try, but it's uphill work these days.

And there was me thinking this was a weird Twilight cult thing. I've often wondered. I should have clicked months ago.

I'll be back .

atswimtwolengths Fri 03-Sep-10 18:31:56
Hully's advice is absolutely great.

Please take note, all.

I am spoilt for Keiths.

I omitted to say that is line of the day.

I love it when no one's on and I can go on and on

Oh, you're not alone. DD is still up. I blame the Johnnies.

Is The Captain still in the trunk with the Johnnies? He'll be after them for spare appendages.

I'm afraid he has been quite, quite jettisoned.

Poor, dear Captain. Can Johnny dance the quadrille do you suppose? The Captain was a demon in the ballroom.

What has you out of the trunk at this hour Hully? Are you still writing that autobiography?

Bed, of course, bed.

I have New School Duties. It's simply unspeakable.

On a Saturday? Oh dear. Are the DCs at school today, or is the more the Hully-bakes-cakes-for-new-school-PTA sort of duties?

It was a meet the new parents thing. I felt obliged. I ate a lot of cake and said far too much far too indiscreetly. We will need another school now.

Rofl at Hully - high on carbs and over sharing

Poor hullets

And what is this news apropos my partial captain. He is still amongst the party. i am sure I hear his familair thunk on the carpet

Just pretend you were the nanny, hully.

I believe I may have said "clitoris." It's perhaps not a word often uttered at coffee mornings. And particularly not to members of staff.

The Captain went overboard. He is now in the many stomachs of the little fishes of the deep.

please tell me. In what possible conversational scenario did you feel the need to say clitoris

Could you pretend it was the way you pronounce cupcake.

" Thank you . I love nothing more than a nice clitoris with vanilla icing"
Would that work?

It was in context (sex education), I just noticed that teeny widening of the eyes that indicates profound shock.

I did take cupcakes (v fancy ones), but they didn't appear. They were all twirly and colourful, I fear they were declasse.

Twice damned.

If we set the crew to fishing e'er long, we may be able to take the Captain into ourselves at the dinner table.

A lot of them were wearing Boden and had perfect highlights. I knew I was damned at the outset.

Yes, cupcakes are very last season.

Schoolboy error.

boden is very lower middle class. you have offended then with your bourgeoise fanny references.
i like your twirly cupcakes. but then dd said fuck the first time i met the other mums.
and i have ds2 - so they think me a bit odd