in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

I think the oddest thing about Boden is that it is so instantly recognisable. Why would you want to be thus identified? Oh look at me in my hodge podge top thingy.

I am sticking to blue.

I want to see you blue dress Hull
You show me your blue number and I will show you my maxi 70s Margot stylee..

Anything called Hodge Podge would scare me a little

{grin] at cupcakes and clitorises! The Bodenites will come to you in secret at cake sales requesting your declasse recipes and sexual advice.

I had wine last night

You could make them use a secret password before you will give advice, like 'the clearance sales are at an out of town location'

I have my gingernut recipe concealed in my labia..

Spicy gingernut. Yum.

It's not funny.

I have remembered that in the same conversation the said staff member did say "anal sex," so I'm not feeling so bad about the whole thing.

I don't have a blue dress, Paggy, only the aforementioned hideous bhs number. But if you picture the most vile thing you can imagine, with sort of a gathered between breasts thing, a few buttons and a pattern of unimaginable horror, you'll have a good idea of the dress.

Umami - have you not had wine for a while? How on earth do you manage?

But Tehters, at least I didn't get Birk thing shoes, just good old Sainsbury's flip flops. I am a style icon.

Does anyone else want to go to Hullys school.

Spicy Gingernut

I liked the man on radio 5 this morning who described wayne Rooneys sex story as a bit of a ... Hot Potato

Come shop with me Hully. I do few things as well as I shop.
I can soak up your general icon- ness and you can enjoy my abilityto go into shops and find bargains at 100 paces.

We can go have clitorises

Umami can bring her spicy nuts

I did ponder clitorii (as one does on a Sunday).

Good for you! I trust it was a cotillion?

Shopping is the devil's own devilish thing. It is not to be countenanced, that is why Sainsbury's introduced Tu alongside the ready bag salad thus obviating the need to shop ever again.

Dance Umami - Dance like you have never danced before...

later that night...

Paggy - how's dd now?

Where the hell is Gibbon?

Found you!

How is everyone?

We had guests over the weekend and I am shattered from it and a tad fuzzy headed from the red wine. I forget that not drinking for nearly a year has left me without my camel like capabilities regarding wine consumption.

I did a bit of shopping on Saturday, got my hair cut and colured then popped into town. As a result of this jaunt my diet starts today. It was not a pretty sight in the changing rooms. Nothing like harsh lighting and a full length mirror to kick a girl into action.

So at lunch yesterday I ate like a woman possesed. It was a disgusting sight to behold and but I had no shame knowing I would not eat like that for some time.

You can tell I have missed you all, I am rambling aren't I?

hey Gibbon

I do some shopping on line, then I just keep in my head the knowledge of what it must look like on me - what with me looking so like the model. Always.

Hully, she is much better - thank you.
Had a lovely party on Sunday and only had to sit out a few bits.Finished steroids, finished one set of anti-biotics and only has other ABs and four hourly inhaler for a week more.
All being well she can go back to school tomorrow [hooray]

So pleased DD is on the mend Pag and was able to enjoy her party

I keep saying I am going to shop more on line, I think I would save money too. I have to avoid the make up counters in department stores. They are my weakness (as Chanel found out on saturday, I always believe the scary looking women when they tell me I need this seasons must have whatever)

I am such a sucker.

I'd just like you all to know that I agreed with bran on a thread yesterday.

Memories....

Was it a genuine agreement tether? Mucho kudos deserved if so.

It was!

How are you, Gibbon?

All good here thank you tether Hope all is well and good with you.

If you stand by the sea, it sounds just like putting a shell to your ear.

SWOOOOOOOOooooooosssssshhhhhhhhhhssssssSSSSSSSWWWWWOOOOOOSSSSSssssssHHHHHHHHHHH.

... which is why I start sentences in the middle.