in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

We could perhaps do with a few more lines though. Perhaps I might suggest:

She speaks and she says
With wisdom and wit
But she is passed o'er
As if she's a twit

A Keith for Tethers

Hully, all of the Johnnies (Johnnys? Hmm?) are yours, 'tis polygamous marriage y'know.

Abs gets a David for being Our Creator.

Oh, and assorted Johnny husbands for anyone else who needs one.

I am spoilt for Keiths.

Not many people can say that.

i saw Penelope Keith once in Hove Waitrose.

she was very tall.

I always pictured her shopping at Waitrose. It's comforting to know that she does. Unless you saw her pick up a kebab afterwards?

kebabs are more of a Brighton thing.

i'd like to woo
but don't have the wit
i'd hoot like an owl
but instead i say twit.

Phew.

Thank you Umami - I need the smelling salts again! And to think I had nothing else planned for today other than a little light bonnet wearing.

I don't think I want a Johnny, a Keith or a David. I think I may be in the market for a Jeremiah.

Keith wants a line of those smelling salts if there's any going...

It would be rude not to share, but something tells me that he will be disappointed!

I only have one Jeremiah to offer you. Are you certain I can't tempt you with a Keith?

BOGOF?

That's the best you can do? Your reputation as a match-maker is sorely troubled, Umami.

Hully, I was following your trail of merry destruction on the going-to-church thread. back on form, I see.

wasn't Jeremiah a bullfrog? I am not sure I want a bullfrog. But i will try to be broad minded.

Think you'd have to be broadmouthed, pag.

I'll have you know I matched you based on the deepest dimensions of compatibility....

PagwAAAAAAAAAAAAAtch!!

he's obviously puckering up ..

you could kiss him and turn him into a <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.churchofthecustomer.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/20/prince.jpg&imgrefurl=www.churchofthecustomer.com/blog/2007/11/index.html&h=388&w=321&sz=84&tbnid=Lfn-lKc8LnRbJM:&tbnh=247&tbnw=204&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dprince%2Bpicture&zoom=1&q=prince+picture&hl=en&usg=__40wa7gBBDLYDzXkJNG37NLJRfws=&sa=X&ei=0lWBTNroNYGRjAeFqpFr&ved=0CB0Q9QEwAA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">prince

I don't believe my values have been taken into account. What about all my volunteer work for Save The Fly?

Sorry, sorry, I couldn't be arsed to read misread your application form. Have a Jeff on the house.