kids in vest t shirts - ewwww common

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or not

oikish is a fabulous word.

Nope. I had to go to the checkout and tell them, they didn't seem very fussed/in a hurry to clean it up.

Think I will just order online.

A tanned lean man in green flash, with white shorts.......

Yes, football shirts with the names on the back are ghastly. DS2 has one. But the ghastliness is mitigated by his double-barrelled surname, I feel .

DS3 is currently wearing a hand me down Holland shirt with Van Nistelroy on the back. I suspect Van Nistelroy retired a long long time ago, thus making the shirt vintage. So that's OK then.

That must have cost a lot Hassled!!!
Ds is only allowed 4 letters and a number on his (mean parent)

Just a note I didn't expect the shop assistants to clean my vomit up, but the provision of a bucket or something would have been appreciated so I/DH could do so.

I had better go and make tea

It's the synthetic nature of the football tops I don't like. Nearly passed out with ickiness trying to put on the matching nylon socks to DS's football strip (given by a relative I hasten to add). Now, were they made in a nice rick cotton I would be much more in favour.

Sports Direct is indeed a hell hole.

lol at double-barrelled name counteracting naffness of named football shirt.

Have put pic of my ds in sports vest on profile. I think he looks fine.

Yes, very common indeed.

yep. You can tell what the rest of the family look like, just by seeing a boy in a vest top.

Bet you can't BollockBrain.

Especially if the child is called Taylor / Tylor/

oh yes i can,

Dad - 3/4 length sports trouser things with a white stripe down the side. socks and trainers, cut away vest top or no top, or top off but tucked into said 3/4 length jog/sports trousers. Very thick gold necklace. Shaven head. several ex-wives names tatooed across chest and also the obligatory topless woman in fishnet tights tattoo. Not looky likey he has ever done much sport judging by size of beer belly.

mum - tracky bottoms (goldigga written across backside) thong hanging out. vest top and lots of gold necklaces and a few sovreign rings on each finger.

siblings - as with first boy.

Ah now football shirts with names on, I can never decide which is worse - the name of an actual footballer or the name of the child.
I ban both just to be on the safe side.

I hate middle class boy-hair.
I have no strong feelings regarding vests on boys.

This is my cup of care ..oh look its empty

That is chav of 10 years ago Bollock brain - a passe stereotype if ever I heard one

Things have so moved on since then

Don't you lot have anything better to do!

Not really

You?

i hate hate hate these

ds love them

they have been known to "vanish" in the wash

and before you say "don't buy them" - i don't. "kind" people buy them for him

well i have seen them ast the airport i camn tell you! Leopardskin and playboy suitcases to boot

What snobs. They are just little boys wearing vests, could you imagine if someone said the girls look like Whores! My 9 year old vest wearing lad is off to Eton in a few years and I know for a fact there is more snobbery on mumsnet than there is there!

Calm down dear