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What's the best sleb secret you know part 2!

313 replies

HolyGuacamole · 16/07/2009 21:17

Argh, went to post and it was full!

Mrs Mattie, does the boxer have a lisp?

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hf128219 · 28/03/2010 15:23

The young maidens have Michelin tyres.

UnquietDad · 28/03/2010 15:25

hf, I am convinced you model your gossip nuggets on the messages that used to come from "Nighthawk" through the radio under Rene's mother's bed in "Allo Allo".

hf128219 · 28/03/2010 15:27

But not one has proved untrue. Tis a mighty reliable 'radio' I have.

StrawberriesAndCherries · 28/03/2010 17:05

It may be reliable but we will never know as you are being too cryptic !!!! Another clue perlease???

docket · 29/03/2010 10:11

yes, pretty please hf, more clues!

UnquietDad · 29/03/2010 14:57

If hf knows if NC has shagged AC she oughta tell.

Highlander · 13/04/2010 10:02

hf reliably informed us last year that William and waity Katie would be married last Sep.

mind you, all those school pics of her - the engagement must be coming after the election

nancy75 · 23/04/2010 11:23

just heard this from a journo friend - not sure if its true but
SG footballer(married) and 16 yr old girl who is pregnant?

bunnymother · 23/04/2010 11:34

I googled this, Nancy, and there was a blog post about this back in Jan of this year. So perhaps its either false OR she is now v v pregnant. And apparently Alex already threw SG out, but a bit hard to believe that wouldn't have been in the Daily Mail as soon as it happened.

potplant · 23/04/2010 12:48

bunny - this is all over gossip sites - apparently its the NOTW front page on Sunday.

Someone told me that the footballer in question is trying to get a super injunction to prevent them publishing.

His missus has thrown him out and he's living in a hotel in southport. Bit rich as she's no Mother Theresa either.

potplant · 23/04/2010 12:49

Alledgedly - from what I've read on other sites.

stoppingat3 · 23/04/2010 13:34

Which other ites - is there a world out there apart from MN?????

hf128219 · 23/04/2010 13:36

Are there any of them who don't love a good roast dinner?

DeborahDevonshire · 23/04/2010 13:42

OOh I love these threads.

I just at random read UQD's post of 29th March saying 'If hf knows if NC has shagged AC she oughta tell' and read that as meaning Natalie Cassidy and Alastair Campbell. I love working out what the initials mean.

And listen to hf - her predictions come true (she knew all about Vernon kaye being a sex text pest ages ago).

hf128219 · 23/04/2010 13:45

There's a jewellery shop that holds many a secret.

DeborahDevonshire · 23/04/2010 13:49

Oh god don't start with your cryptic clues, it gave me an aneurism last time I tried to work out what you were on about

hf128219 · 23/04/2010 13:50

The missing invoices - many a worried soul.

charliegal · 23/04/2010 13:54

Ok hf, what about your prediction that Katie Price and PA would be back together at Christmas?

hf128219 · 23/04/2010 13:56

Did I say last Christmas?

potplant · 23/04/2010 14:23

lol hf.

I always thought that PA was testing the water anyway. Looks like he decided that he could make plenty of ££ on his own so didn't go back.

charliegal · 23/04/2010 14:25

I thought it was you who said last Christmas- I told everyone. It looked possible when Jordan was on 'I'm a celebrity'- what happened?

MayorNaze · 23/04/2010 14:30

it was madame ediths mother, not rene's

jonicomelately · 23/04/2010 14:45

I heard the football player thing from a reliable source (not the age or the pregnancy thing though) from a very very reliable source (not the internet) a few months ago.

UnquietDad · 23/04/2010 14:47

Mayornaze - oh, you pedant! Everyone knew what I meant...!

DeborahD - you've worked it out now, right? One scrawny and Irish, the other a cheating little overpaid weasly git?

MayorNaze · 23/04/2010 17:31

allo, allo..thees ees night'awk calling london...

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