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What's the best sleb secret you know part 2!

313 replies

HolyGuacamole · 16/07/2009 21:17

Argh, went to post and it was full!

Mrs Mattie, does the boxer have a lisp?

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GreenMonkies · 06/11/2009 22:08

hf, are saying that PA/KP is just a huge publicity stunt? I find it hard to believe that anyone could be so shallow and self-obsessed that they would have children if it was all a sham..........

cornsilkwearscorsets · 06/11/2009 22:15

hf how do you know all this stuff?

hf128219 · 06/11/2009 22:18

Anything is possible in celeb land.

I know nothing

cornsilkwearscorsets · 06/11/2009 22:23

So KP told him to go out with SS? (HEAD EXPLODES)

hf128219 · 06/11/2009 22:26

potplant · 06/11/2009 23:47

hf: or do you mean the split is a publicity stunt?

Divatheshopaholic · 07/11/2009 11:21

anyone seen waldo`s pics?
ss is lovely, she does not need geeker like pa, i rather like mr mb, he seemed keen on here, or was it rw?

cornsilkwearscorsets · 07/11/2009 14:50

Isn't PA going out with Chantelle?

hf128219 · 07/11/2009 21:40

PA is going out with KP.

GhoulsAreLoud · 07/11/2009 21:47

Someone I used to work with told me that he met a someone who was in a fairly popular 90s sitcom in a pub. He had had an affair (that was in the papers) with a now-judge on a tv talent show.

Apparently she had an extremely tight, well, you know.

That is the only sleb secret I know.


hf128219 · 07/11/2009 22:01

Was this her we are talking about or has she been to see Dr Jacobson?

GreenMonkies · 08/11/2009 21:22

By hf128219 Sat 07-Nov-09 21:40:39
"PA is going out with KP."

Oh Fuck, I hope you're wrong!

hf128219 · 06/12/2009 21:47

Odds are narrowing at Ladbrokes already. Place your bets before 13 January.

ArizonaBarker · 06/12/2009 21:55

Apparently, if KP had stayed in the jungle PA was going to be 'dropped' in.

Tamarto · 28/01/2010 16:30

Ressurecting this as it is great, anyone know any new goss?

SerenityNowAKABleh · 28/01/2010 17:06

I know old goss.

A friend of a friend saw Harold from Neighbours when in Australia in a bar and shouted "why are you so fat?" and he came back with "because every time I f*ck your mother she bakes a cake". Apparently he is a norty norty man.

And that is all my celeb gossip.

Meglet · 09/02/2010 22:13


YoureGorgeous · 09/02/2010 22:14

that is a very very old joke serenity

RoseWater · 10/02/2010 08:20

Casual bump for hf our resident sleb expert

AleksandrMeerkat · 10/02/2010 08:37

hf said in Nov that VK was playing away

Expert indeed [impressed]

4andnotout · 10/02/2010 08:46

I just came to find this thread after reading about VK.

BitOfFun · 10/02/2010 09:04

Ahem. I think you will also find that I have mentioned that once or twice myself too

Cheryl and Cashley will be announcing a divorce soon, mark my words. Brangelina will split too- as I said MONTHS ago. Huh...HUH? Resident expert- PAH

AleksandrMeerkat · 10/02/2010 09:22

Sorry BoF!

Agree re both those divorces. Though there's no insider knowledge there

BitOfFun · 10/02/2010 09:45

we should run a thread book on what month, I reckon...

RoseWater · 10/02/2010 11:01

Sorry BOF! Some of the clues on these two threads are a bit too cryptic for thickold me to understand whereas HF kind of spells it out.

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