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Christ on a stick Madonna - get thee to MN for ladygarden trimming tips...

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bringmeashrubbery · 18/01/2009 20:40

Blimey, fetch the hedgetrimmers someone (do not click if squeamish)

ps - my nickname is an old one which I have dusted off for this occasion, rather suitable, non ?

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mosschops30 · 19/01/2009 20:37

NP whats your job? (just wanna pick ur brains if its the job I want to do?)

AbricotsSecs · 19/01/2009 20:41

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Spidermama · 19/01/2009 20:42

Elsie I showed my dh the picture and he went all quiet and stared at it long and hard. Hard being the operative word.

In common with someone earlier in the thread, I wouldn't be able to fancy a man who thought that a woman's fanny, in its natural state, was 'ewwwww!'.

So you can tell your dh not to bother chatting me up.

elsiepiddock · 19/01/2009 20:47

I told him, he reluctantly agreed. Says he likes to 'let the dog see the rabbit' anyway !

nkf · 19/01/2009 21:11

He's the dog I take it...?

saphron · 19/01/2009 21:33

I think her fur bikini maybe is a bit much, but heh, that was the 'style' then.

bollockbrain · 19/01/2009 21:42

pmsl @ 'fur bikini' and 'he is the dog'

elsiepiddock · 19/01/2009 21:48

This has been my favourite thread in a long time!

bollockbrain · 19/01/2009 21:58

yeah it is quite amusing but i have had a bit of a battering for saying nurses my have a private chortle

RiaParkinson · 19/01/2009 22:02

do they laugh at hairy men bollock?

Dreyfus · 19/01/2009 22:04

Bollockbrain, I'm still just not getting why nurses find a hairy vadge so chortleworthy.

bollockbrain · 19/01/2009 22:04

absolutely

Spidermama · 19/01/2009 22:05

I doubt it Ria. It seems only women are treated to the ire and scorn of other women. It seems to be a sport increasing in popularity judging by the threads on here tonight.

I have been thouroughly depressed on MN this evening.

RiaParkinson · 19/01/2009 22:07

agree Spidermama and grrrrrrr

long live the sisterhood

bollockbrain · 19/01/2009 22:08

it is not just hairy vadges, it is a multittude of different things, it is just this thread was about furry women.

You have a laugh in your job don't you dreyfus?

nkf · 19/01/2009 22:08

I agree with you Spidermama. It's unreal that a bunch of woman link up, even online, to criticise another woman's pubic hair.

twoluvlykids · 19/01/2009 22:08

on this subject - there was a very upsetting tv programme a little while ago, with ladies having their vulvas "tidied up", as the outer lips hung down.

Before ladies had their fanjo hair removed, the vulvas were mostly hidden away, so no one was the wiser.

back to nature, i say!!!

no snipping and nipping.

btw, i think a lot of employees of all sorts have to use dark humour to get through the day. especially if you work with "Humans"

noonki · 19/01/2009 22:20

I'm sorry for anyone that has a brazillian but personally i find that incredibly weird and will be looked back on in a few decades time as some fucked up shiiiite.

As for nurses laughing, as long as they are treating patients well in front of them nurses have my permision to laugh at my hairy bits.

God anything that gets them through the day (and night). It aint right but more than understandable given the stresses of the job.

RiaParkinson · 19/01/2009 22:22

exactly twolovelykids

sod natural - if its deemed unattractrive cut it off

its only your anatomy...

ewwww womens genitals

petrovia · 20/01/2009 07:08

I would understand them laughing if the person was being an idiot, rude to them (plenty of people are rude and bossy to nurses) or wasting their time (say with an impulse lid stuffed up their muff) but not if the person was vulnerable and polite and genuine.

AnyFucker · 20/01/2009 08:22

exactly pet, no-one is saying any differently

nailpolish · 20/01/2009 09:05

bollockbrain you are obviously very immature

i am seriously pissed off at you for saying nurses laugh at patients pubes

GROW UP and stop shit stirring

bollockbrain · 20/01/2009 09:40

oh yes very immature, seeing as you know me so well.

Nurses laugh at a lot of different things. As i said before, it is only a bit of staff room light relief.

Nice to know there is one jobsworth, superhuman, perfect person walking the earth. Obviously, we have never met.

Get real.

deepinlaundry · 20/01/2009 09:43

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Monkeytrousers · 20/01/2009 09:46

Well, back to the picture again - it's actually the hair that makes the photo a work of art rather than erotica