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What obvious adult discoveries made you feel a bit of a plonker?

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Airconfan · 21/09/2026 00:36

What’s something you learnt as an adult that made you think that’s completely obvious and yet I have never considered that….i feel like a bit of a plonker?

Mine was when taking tablets, the more you drink with it the better it will dissolve. I think alot of tablets are testing with the assumption people will drink 250ml alongside it.

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Thegirlwhowent · 21/09/2026 22:24

Doubledenim305 · 21/09/2026 17:18

Yes i do. Don't struggle at all to believe that.

I struggle to believe that you believe that. It's just not physically possible. I think you're having a laugh.

Awkwardisfunny · 21/09/2026 22:27

Anarchy99 · 21/09/2026 02:47

That, despite a comprehensive education, women don’t piss out of their vaginas. And yes I am a woman.

whaaaaaaat!!! 😂😂😂

noodlezoodle · 21/09/2026 22:29

Imveryold · 21/09/2026 09:43

I thought islands were sort of floating. It didn’t occur to me until I was well into adulthood that they’re just the high bits of land visible above the level of the sea, joined to the lower bits of land that are submerged.

Another one: I thought how clever it was that toothpaste manufacturers managed to pack the toothpaste into the tubes so that it came out in that perfect shape, complete with stripe. (I believe I vaguely thought the same principle applied to poo, which lay coiled up inside me ready to be expelled a bit at a time.)

I've got some good news for you! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_island

I only learned that floating islands were a thing a couple of weeks ago when there was a news item about one in Canada that had appeared and then disappeared again.

Floating island - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floating_island

noodlezoodle · 21/09/2026 22:34

hmmdunno · 21/09/2026 18:53

no, wait, do they? Where is this? I would have thought they would cave in from the water pressure

We've got one in the Bay Area! https://www.bart.gov/news/articles/2024/news20240916

I was an adult when I found out that it takes around 6 hours to fly from California to Hawaii, I thought it was a lot closer. Apparently this is a common misconception in the US because of how maps display Hawaii and Alaska. Lots of Americans also don't realise that there is no US border with Alaska.

Awkwardisfunny · 21/09/2026 22:40

CombatBarbie · 21/09/2026 21:45

Did your dad ever serve? The old ration packs, I still remember my dad coming home with them, were in gold tins which they did indeed boil in the can! Even the chocolate and boiled sweets came in a can,. Used to love them!

How did you then open the cans? Did they not need tin openers? Struggling to picture this.. did they have to cool down first?

Viviennemary · 21/09/2026 22:41

I didn't know toasters had little drawers you were meant to take out and clean.

Isabella70 · 21/09/2026 22:43

hmmdunno · 21/09/2026 18:53

no, wait, do they? Where is this? I would have thought they would cave in from the water pressure

To be fair my post was a little light on detail. The tunnel is constructed then lowered into a shallow trench in sections. It is normally covered over but only with a few metres of material - just google "immersed tube tunnel" for lots of examples of tunnels you probably know. ...and many interesting videos if that sort of thing interests you... Norway is, however, considering constructing "submerged floating tunnels" which are exactly what the phrase describes.

As far as pressure is concerned, I think even the channel tunnel is designed to withstand at least 10 bars to deal with, amongst other issue, geological problems. And coincidentally the max pressure at the bottom of the channel is also roughly 10 bars.

BotoxOrPuffins · 21/09/2026 22:48

I only realised last week that vitamins is short for vital minerals.

Also, in Harry Potter Diagon Alley is the word diagonally split into two words.

merryhouse · 21/09/2026 22:58

BotoxOrPuffins · 21/09/2026 22:48

I only realised last week that vitamins is short for vital minerals.

Also, in Harry Potter Diagon Alley is the word diagonally split into two words.

not quite - vital amines

Pudmyboy · 21/09/2026 22:59

Seziah · 21/09/2026 07:39

Very random but I recently found out that the phrase and movie “ex machina” is pronounced “ex makina” not “ex masheena”
(It means “from the machine”, from “Deus ex machina” (God from the machine) which now is used to mean a movie plot technique where something random or unexpected saves the day)

Thank you for this, I never understood that quote, now I know, so I have learned something new today, though I don't feel a plonker about it!

Doubledenim305 · 21/09/2026 23:03

Thegirlwhowent · 21/09/2026 22:24

I struggle to believe that you believe that. It's just not physically possible. I think you're having a laugh.

Yes being not physically possible but still happening is the definition of a miracle. It's God showing He is there by doing something that is supernatural.
The red sea didn't part by itself. If you believe there is a God who created everything, then parting the red sea isn't that difficult an idea to understand or believe.

scalt · 21/09/2026 23:03

Here’s another channel tunnel enigma: what happened to the earth that was dug out while excavating it?

It was used to build a small piece of land nearby, called Samphire Hoe, used as a nature reserve.

I know an adult who had heard of the game of pin the tail on the donkey, and thought it sounded absurdly easy. Nobody had told her that you had to be blindfolded so you couldn’t see a thing!

LeopardPrintHeels · 21/09/2026 23:04

Fizbosshoes · 21/09/2026 07:17

I was an adult when I found out silicon valley was related to tech, for years I thought it was related to plastic surgery Blush

I was the same as you!!

scalt · 21/09/2026 23:05

BotoxOrPuffins · 21/09/2026 22:48

I only realised last week that vitamins is short for vital minerals.

Also, in Harry Potter Diagon Alley is the word diagonally split into two words.

It’s been known for adults to look for “grimmauld place” in a London A-Z, not noticing “grim old place”.

CombatBarbie · 21/09/2026 23:09

Theotheron · 21/09/2026 21:34

What would happen if you pickled cucumber?

Normal cucumber, its surprisingly nice...
. Comes up in a few gousto recipes

WarmFeetAreLovely · 21/09/2026 23:10

scalt · 21/09/2026 23:03

Here’s another channel tunnel enigma: what happened to the earth that was dug out while excavating it?

It was used to build a small piece of land nearby, called Samphire Hoe, used as a nature reserve.

I know an adult who had heard of the game of pin the tail on the donkey, and thought it sounded absurdly easy. Nobody had told her that you had to be blindfolded so you couldn’t see a thing!

The earth dug out when drilling the Tunnel was used to create Samphire Hoe nature reserve

CombatBarbie · 21/09/2026 23:13

Awkwardisfunny · 21/09/2026 22:40

How did you then open the cans? Did they not need tin openers? Struggling to picture this.. did they have to cool down first?

They used their pocket knives i think.....dont quote me.....but I also have a vague memory of them having their own version of today's ring pull......think like the key style on corned beef, spam.

QuestionableMouse · 21/09/2026 23:17

RampantIvy · 21/09/2026 07:02

I'm as baffled as you are. I'm assuming some typos here, but I still can't work it out.

It's a UV light super charging glow in the dark items - aka making them glow really brightly. The lamp upside down bit presumably means the poster was using a lamp with a regular lightbulb to do that before.

Laurmolonlabe · 21/09/2026 23:31

dreamingofgoodhair · 21/09/2026 02:43

You need to drink the water to make sure the tablets get into your stomach and not dissolve in your oesophagus.

This is true- my Dad didn't drink with medication for an amoebic infection, the medication therefore caused him to have what looked like a heart attack- they assume tablets are taken with water, and test on that basis, if you take them dry the side effects are not necessarily recorded or recognised.

CombatBarbie · 21/09/2026 23:53

Just remembered another one. Me and ex round a friend's and her dh enjoying a few wines. Etc. Can't remember how the conversation came about but their then 14yr DS mentioned platypus in whatever context.

All 4 of us adults were laughing and saying they've been extinct for years..... he argued and was getting quite irate so of course out came the phones.

Outdone by a 14yr old but all 4 adults were adamant platypus' were dinosaur era.

sueelleker · 21/09/2026 23:58

merryhouse · 21/09/2026 22:58

not quite - vital amines

And Knockturn Alley=nocturnally.

SquirrelsAreGo · Yesterday 00:34

VenusThighTrap · 21/09/2026 10:53

Why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side

I did not realise until someone pointed it out recently that other side = death.

Ok, hold the phone, I'm.... stunned.

I always thought it was just supposed to be not funny.

That'll teach me. I've been reading through all this thinking yeah yeah, I knew all of these... I fell really stupid now.

Anarchy99 · Yesterday 00:47

SquirrelsAreGo · Yesterday 00:34

Ok, hold the phone, I'm.... stunned.

I always thought it was just supposed to be not funny.

That'll teach me. I've been reading through all this thinking yeah yeah, I knew all of these... I fell really stupid now.

You were right originally, it’s not dark, it’s just supposed to not be funny.

SquirrelsAreGo · Yesterday 01:16

Anarchy99 · Yesterday 00:47

You were right originally, it’s not dark, it’s just supposed to not be funny.

Oh, ok. Thank god, I was giving myself a really hard time about that.

Mandaxx25 · Yesterday 02:49

There was never a police Nessy in the kids TV show Family Ness, named Elliot Ness. I have a very clear memory of this happening, but as far as I can find out, it never did. No idea why my mind made this up for me.

I remember this too!!!!!