Not me,but my ex
He really thought we peed from our vaginas and asked 'why don't you women just clamp it shut while on your period?'
He genuinely couldn't understand why we used any form of san-pro
He didn't know what a cervix was and didn't 'get' the connection was between giving birth and a woman's milk kicking in
At the time,he was 34 and a father!
I had to give him a birds and bees talk and then he got his mother to finish us because I told him to pay for his dd who wasn't his bio dd but she had called him dad almost from birth
I asked if he'd paid any attention to sex ed at school and got grunted at
My (now adult) dd thought that if you gave a lad a blow job and actually blew,you could get pregnant
I did put her right (and explained how to give a bj!)
She was only 13 at the time and had read about it and got a bit confused (which was fine)
As a child,if you asked my mother where she was going,you'd get 'to hell and back to see how fair it is'
I thought she really was going to hell and was a teen when I worked out it meant 'keep your nose out'
I did not know that about rainbows-everydays a school day