Silliest arguments you've ever had with your spouse?

[SuperGinger]

DH has been cross with me for weeks after I told a very pretentious friend of mine that he watched "Love Island" apparently he has never watched it, it was TOWIE and I got muddled.

Me too and he knows why!

Dh and I had a massive argument about whether Kate Moss should have been prosecuted over the cocaine thing. Then 10 years later we had another argument as we couldn't agree which side each of us had been on in the original argument. He was wrong both times.

The first ever argument with my husband of 16 years was about cheese. I asked him one morning if he wanted toast and he said no thanks. I then had a fancy for a bit of cheese between my toast slices so I ate them and he got the hump with me because he then fancied what I wanted, he thought I was being an arsehole. For our 14th anniversary I bought him a tiny wedge of cheese with a cute little face in a miniature glass dome. When people on tv/movies have a row and say the words "It's not about ..." we always look at each other and say, it's not about the cheese!

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About 25 years ago we had a real humdinger about whether the M3 goes to Southampton or whether that's the M27 it's the M27 and then bloody Victoria Coren Mitchell on Only Connect this Monday had Southampton as the answer to where the M3 finishes and things are still frosty.

I qualified for MENSA membership after a stupid drunken disagreement ( very good natured!) about who was cleverer!

It was after one of those "Test the Nation" programs about 20 years ago, I scored a lot higher than him and he said I must have cheated. So me, in high dudgeon, ordered the paper test to do at home. He supervised me when it arrived and when that came back with a high score I did the proper test at the centre. There it was, proof I was cleverer! So I framed it and put it on the kitchen wall! His pet name for me became "smart arse"!

At a training course last week I learnt we only use one nostril at a time to breath in with.
I am 53

this has really made me laugh, I would so do that!

Newly married and moving into a new house. We had to choose a letter box for the front door. We had a blazing row as apparently my choice was “common”.

We once had a nasty argument about curtain ties.
It got ugly. Harsh words were spoken.
Obviously blame can be equally apportioned.

@everthingisgoingtobefine

Google has just told me 'Makka Pakka from In the Night Garden is a male character, played and voiced by Justyn Towle '

What did you think ?

haha! That means I am right!!

This is going to sound made up but I promise it’s not. We had a full blown argument about Jason Orange (Take That) chiseled jaw line. 😂

Had an argument at school with another pupil about whether some clouds could have flat bottoms.

Music. He is an 80s teen; I'm 90s. We slept in separate beds that night and when I went to get the papers the next morning, I didn't buy his.

I broke up with a boyfriend after an argument about how to cut up sprouts. We’d been together 4 years and lived together. I can’t lie, things weren’t going great between us by that point, but it escalated badly and finished the relationship off. We still laugh about it!

Had an argument about his broad statement that "every woman" fancies brad pitt (i do not) i said Jennifer's (cant spell her surnames) ex? I've not really seen him in anything since Thelma and Louise! He was adamant i was a liar listed films he was in none of these films was my kind of film I was baffled why my husband was going off about an apparently handsome man he isnt my type at all 😂 he carried it over to his mothers house banging on about how he knows i fancy brad pitt etc etc I said to his dad I felt I was in a lavender marriage at this point because my husband wont stop discussing how good looking brad pitt is

He shut up 😁

The Condiments Shelf in the fridge. .
The one dh created.

He played merry hell when anyone put any elsewhere..he even ranted to his boss at work about it .
Cue boss being totally bemused he had made such a thing.
Dh fumed even more that he got no sympathy at work!
Dh was nearly 40 ..

This is amazing!!!

There are few things I wont do to win an argument! haha!

He was at the top of the ladder and I was at the bottom with a smallish patterned wallpaper (just replacing one strip as it had got damaged )
A tug of war ensued as we both insisted it didn’t line up if it was right for the other one .
In was irrationally mad with him .
I think he won that one as he said something about being at eye level but I was not happy.!!

And do not ask about the dishwasher !
We do not align
He is the scandinavian architect and I am the squirrel on crack 🤣

Sounds like ex and me (he of the "I am cleverer than you" argument!)

A mushroom...

We were making dinner and Ex DH was pretending he was the darts player Jocky Wilson. He was throwing a mushroom like it was a dart and I was standing with my mouth open ready to catch it. He was giving all the darts commentary and threw the mushroom 'dart' but it hit me in the eye, something popped and I hit the floor in pain holding my eye.

He got called all the stupid bastards under the sun. Bloody pretending he was bloody Jocky Wilson 🙄

No idea what popped but my eye was fine 30 mins later. He definitely felt bad and never done his Jocky Wilson impersonation again 😂

Had an argument about how we would spend a million pound lottery win even though we haven’t played the lottery for years.