My father went to school with a 'Happy'
She was bullied because of her name
As soon as she legally could,she changed her name to 'Beth' and fucked off to Australia
Best name i ever met belonged to a bloke I know
He was 6'8,built like a brick outhouse and was a lovely fella unless you annoyed him (a lovely gentle man who would never have laid a finger on a woman but was handy to have around when my dickhead,abusive ex started up with his nonsense and needed to be put back in his box)
His nickname was 'Tiny'
Real name 'Destiny'
Never has a name been less 'fitting' to a person
I met a little girl called 'Indiana'
And according to her mother,who was yelling across the shop,her full name was 'Indiana Daisy Jones'
Indiana jones-i thought she was taking the piss but she was deadly serious