What did you wake up to this morning?

[EdinaTheConfessor]

I was woken by my 7 year old crying because his 12 year old brother said he would give him £6 if he licked his feet. Then refused to give him the £6 after the feet were licked.

For the record I have enforced the £6 debt in the hope it will teach the 12 year old not to make stupid bets with his brother. FML.

What nonsense have you woken up to this morning?

One cat sitting on me and the other meandering across the pillows.

More mozzie bites

I had a VERY strict rule with my 3 kids. Absolutely no financial transactions between them. No bets. No loans. No payments for tasks. No purchasing of goods. L Nada.

required due to middle child with extreme tendency towards loan sharking … interestingly now one of the top economics students in the UK 🤦🏻‍♀️

Highly recommend

Keep doing the lottery💜

A very shouty cat at 6am.

Another cat with the quietest meow in the history of cat but somehow it gets through at 7am.

The smell of toast at 9am.

My first lie-in in months. Bliss.

Well I have a big birthday today, so I woke up to presents, cards, flowers, champagne, and a cuddle from our little doggy. Oh and smoked salmon and scrambled eggs for brekkie! So I've had a great start!

Car leaving at stupid o’clock (4am!) and then the cat wanting to go out and have her cat flap unlocked at 8.

Happy birthday 🥳

@AMurderofMurderingCrows don’t you know people are entitled to their opinions as that’s what forums are for! Not trying to be controversial at all btw. Maybe some people live in bubbles but it simply doesn’t sit right with me, the 12 year old is almost a teenager and should know better. A 7 year old is a small child and gullible. I just find it disgusting and I’m entitled to say that whether you like it or not. You sound aggressive.

Dh bringing me coffee. Same as every morning.
My days of kids coming in are long gone tk fk.

Cats are pains, yesterday mine woke me miaowing and scratching at the living room door at 6am, today she didn’t bother with the histrionics. She only wants to go out then returns for food at some point.

Happy birthday!

My cat shouting at me for his breakfast and a little crow on next-door roof telling a juvenile Red Kite off at 5 this morning.

I was woken at 6am by my 4 month old noisly struggling to fart in her sleep. Same thing that woke me at 5am. And 4am. And 3am.

Came down for a bit of peace around 630am. Cracked open the garden doors for some of the lovely cool breeze. A squirrel decided he could wonder in a few minutes later ...

Happy Birthday!

Woken up at 5am with a fox playing in my garden with my dogs squeaky ball!

I wear an eye mask and ear plugs and never woken up by anything unless I set my alarm. Dozed till 10am and then my 11yr old made us brunch.

On the living room floor to my 17 year old getting me up to take her to work. The nine year old is refusing to sleep alone and I got sick of being pushed out of bed by him so I came downstairs. I think I've had two hours of sleep.

Not popular to point out on MN but at this time of year, almost certainly 'she' not 'he'
And only the females bite

I have a rescue bengal cat and anyone who knows bengals, they're baby screaming loud. She screams when comes home to tell me she's home then goes straight back out again. She's in and out all night... 2am, 4am, 5am, 6am screams. Every night, 365 days a year. Can't lock her in because the shouting increases with anger of not being allowed out.

Then she sleeps all day, sometimes I go up to her and just say 'meow meow meow' over and over and she just looks at me like am an idiot for waking her up. She makes me laugh.

That's the way to start a day. Happy b'day!

Your comment says more about you than you realise. Only a perverted mind would even go there...

A German Shepherd squeezing between me & DP… I got the bum end 😟

That sounds VERY entertaining!