I was woken by my 7 year old crying because his 12 year old brother said he would give him £6 if he licked his feet. Then refused to give him the £6 after the feet were licked.
For the record I have enforced the £6 debt in the hope it will teach the 12 year old not to make stupid bets with his brother. FML.
What nonsense have you woken up to this morning?