What did you wake up to this morning?

[EdinaTheConfessor]

I was woken by my 7 year old crying because his 12 year old brother said he would give him £6 if he licked his feet. Then refused to give him the £6 after the feet were licked.

For the record I have enforced the £6 debt in the hope it will teach the 12 year old not to make stupid bets with his brother. FML.

What nonsense have you woken up to this morning?

You have a better behaved 1 year old! Mine helps himself to milk then pokes daddy in the ears at about 5am

My four year old repeatedly screaming mumma!!! at the top of his lungs at 3:45, making me leap out of bed in a panic thinking he was hurt or sick or something. Nope, just ‘I wanted you in with me’
Then back to bed at about 4:30, then woken again by my one year old shouting her head off at 5. Luckily she went back to sleep quickly, but alas not I. Overall, from two kids who always sleep through the night, what the fuck dudes? 😂

Headache. Think I slept badly on my pillow.

The sound of my alarm going off at 4.15 this morning...oh how I love being on the early shift < sarcasm.

I had that at the house we recently left. Lazy sods who cba to walk their dogs.

Loving how many people have named their local wood pigeons - I thought DH and I were super weirdos for having named ours….